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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  19:41:30  Show Profile
ive got one:

A man lives on the 17th floor of a high rise block of flats. Every morning he gets ready for work, takes the lift down to the ground floor and off to work.
Every night coming home he takes the lift to the 10th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  19:41:30  Show Profile
ive got one:

A man lives on the 17th floor of a high rise block of flats. Every morning he gets ready for work, takes the lift down to the ground floor and off to work.
Every night coming home he takes the lift to the 10th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  19:53:05  Show Profile
ooh good one linds I haven't a clue heres my guess though!
he couldn't afford a gym membership so he decided to do the 7 floors as exercise
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  19:53:05  Show Profile
ooh good one linds I haven't a clue heres my guess though!
he couldn't afford a gym membership so he decided to do the 7 floors as exercise
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  19:54:57  Show Profile
nope, good guess tho
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  19:54:57  Show Profile
nope, good guess tho
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness

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4428 Posts
Posted - 01/09/2008 :  20:25:38  Show Profile
ive heard this before but i cant remeber the answer!
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness

United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  20:25:38  Show Profile
ive heard this before but i cant remeber the answer!
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  20:28:41  Show Profile
ha ha
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  20:28:41  Show Profile
ha ha
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  20:47:08  Show Profile
no idea

cb07 - male - corn snake
cb07 - male - red tailed boa
cb06 - female - salmon pink tarantula
wc - male-female - asian forest scorpions
indian stick insects
2 african land snails

soon to be mine-
4 red bellied toads or a emperor scorpion cant decide :P
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  20:47:08  Show Profile
no idea

cb07 - male - corn snake
cb07 - male - red tailed boa
cb06 - female - salmon pink tarantula
wc - male-female - asian forest scorpions
indian stick insects
2 african land snails

soon to be mine-
4 red bellied toads or a emperor scorpion cant decide :P
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PunkAsF82
Yearling

United Kingdom
909 Posts
Posted - 01/09/2008 :  23:37:23  Show Profile  Visit PunkAsF82's Homepage  Click to see PunkAsF82's MSN Messenger address
urm yeh ill vollunteer! i have several ibs i need to shift,

and you wouldnt get an acid build up as your stomach only secrets excess stomach acid when it actually has food in.
~~ My Zoo ~~
1.0.0 Bearded Dragon - Cooper
0.1.0 Amel corn - Lucky
0.1.0 Normal Leopard Gecko - Layla
1.1.0 Cats - Zelda the Maine Coon & Link the Ragdoll X Tabby
0.0.50 Malawi Cichlids
0.0.20 Community fish tank
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PunkAsF82
Yearling

United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  23:37:23  Show Profile  Visit PunkAsF82's Homepage  Click to see PunkAsF82's MSN Messenger address
urm yeh ill vollunteer! i have several ibs i need to shift,

and you wouldnt get an acid build up as your stomach only secrets excess stomach acid when it actually has food in.
~~ My Zoo ~~
1.0.0 Bearded Dragon - Cooper
0.1.0 Amel corn - Lucky
0.1.0 Normal Leopard Gecko - Layla
1.1.0 Cats - Zelda the Maine Coon & Link the Ragdoll X Tabby
0.0.50 Malawi Cichlids
0.0.20 Community fish tank
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Blackecho
The Corn Snake Admin

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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  23:39:20  Show Profile  Click to see Blackecho's MSN Messenger address  Send Blackecho a Yahoo! Message
eh?


www.theroyalpython.co.uk/forum

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Blackecho
The Corn Snake Admin

United Kingdom
4379 Posts
Posted - 01/09/2008 :  23:39:20  Show Profile  Click to see Blackecho's MSN Messenger address  Send Blackecho a Yahoo! Message
eh?


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Location: Rotherham
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saddleninja
Sub Adult

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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  23:48:22  Show Profile  Click to see saddleninja's MSN Messenger address  Send saddleninja a Yahoo! Message
cause the lift does`nt go up that far
1 amel
1 okeette
2 normals
1 rosy rat x
3 royals

1 cali king
1 publean milk
1 yemen chameleon
2 orange spotted agamas
1 colombian rainbow boa
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saddleninja
Sub Adult

United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  23:48:22  Show Profile  Click to see saddleninja's MSN Messenger address  Send saddleninja a Yahoo! Message
cause the lift does`nt go up that far
1 amel
1 okeette
2 normals
1 rosy rat x
3 royals

1 cali king
1 publean milk
1 yemen chameleon
2 orange spotted agamas
1 colombian rainbow boa
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Blackecho
The Corn Snake Admin

United Kingdom
4379 Posts
Posted - 01/09/2008 :  23:53:44  Show Profile  Click to see Blackecho's MSN Messenger address  Send Blackecho a Yahoo! Message
Yes, you didn't say he went down from the 17th floor.


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Blackecho
The Corn Snake Admin

United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/09/2008 :  23:53:44  Show Profile  Click to see Blackecho's MSN Messenger address  Send Blackecho a Yahoo! Message
Yes, you didn't say he went down from the 17th floor.


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