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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 02/09/2008 : 00:42:49
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Originally posted by lindsei
ive got one:
A man lives on the 17th floor of a high rise block of flats. Every morning he gets ready for work, takes the lift down to the ground floor and off to work.
Every night coming home he takes the lift to the 10th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
Because he's a midget and can't reach high enough to reach the button he needs.
Unless it's been raining, and he has his umbrella.  |
-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 02/09/2008 : 00:42:49
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quote:
Originally posted by lindsei
ive got one:
A man lives on the 17th floor of a high rise block of flats. Every morning he gets ready for work, takes the lift down to the ground floor and off to work.
Every night coming home he takes the lift to the 10th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way. Why?
Because he's a midget and can't reach high enough to reach the button he needs.
Unless it's been raining, and he has his umbrella. |
-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/09/2008 : 07:39:46
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| Yeah kehhlyr's got it, i couldnt remeber the answer! |
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
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Posted - 02/09/2008 : 07:39:46
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| Yeah kehhlyr's got it, i couldnt remeber the answer! |
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Posted - 02/09/2008 : 09:50:03
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| you see it is possible to put a riddle up without confusing people like me, I get this one!! nice one linds. |
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Posted - 02/09/2008 : 09:50:03
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| you see it is possible to put a riddle up without confusing people like me, I get this one!! nice one linds. |
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Posted - 02/09/2008 : 10:36:22
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| lol well done kehhlyr |
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Posted - 02/09/2008 : 10:36:22
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| lol well done kehhlyr |
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Posted - 02/09/2008 : 11:59:04
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| nice one lol |
cb07 - male - corn snake
cb07 - male - red tailed boa
cb06 - female - salmon pink tarantula
wc - male-female - asian forest scorpions
indian stick insects
2 african land snails
soon to be mine-
4 red bellied toads or a emperor scorpion cant decide :P |
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Posted - 02/09/2008 : 11:59:04
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| nice one lol |
cb07 - male - corn snake
cb07 - male - red tailed boa
cb06 - female - salmon pink tarantula
wc - male-female - asian forest scorpions
indian stick insects
2 african land snails
soon to be mine-
4 red bellied toads or a emperor scorpion cant decide :P |
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:19:22
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Another one
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.
What am I? |
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:19:22
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Another one
Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.
What am I? |
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:19:52
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And another
I have holes on the top and bottom.
I have holes on my left and on my right.
And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.
What am I? |
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:19:52
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And another
I have holes on the top and bottom.
I have holes on my left and on my right.
And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water.
What am I? |
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:25:30
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| I know the second one i think but not a clue on the first |
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:25:30
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| I know the second one i think but not a clue on the first |
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Mancunian
Hatchling
United Kingdom
384 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:28:12
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| a match and a sponge? |
0.1.1 Corn Snakes (Elaphe guttata) CB07 Jasper (Amelanastic) CB07 Chicomecoatl (Anerythristic Aztec)
1.0.0 Royal Python (Python regius) CB07 Tibo (Normal)
1.1.0 California Kingsnakes (Lampropeltis getula californiae) CB05 Luka (B&W Banded) CB06 Lucien (Albino Banded)
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Mancunian
Hatchling
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:28:12
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| a match and a sponge? |
0.1.1 Corn Snakes (Elaphe guttata) CB07 Jasper (Amelanastic) CB07 Chicomecoatl (Anerythristic Aztec)
1.0.0 Royal Python (Python regius) CB07 Tibo (Normal)
1.1.0 California Kingsnakes (Lampropeltis getula californiae) CB05 Luka (B&W Banded) CB06 Lucien (Albino Banded)
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:31:01
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| well done mancunian, smart a*** lol |
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Posted - 03/09/2008 : 16:31:01
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| well done mancunian, smart a*** lol |
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