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gmac
The Scottish Admin
United Kingdom
5319 Posts |
 Posted - 16/09/2015 : 20:46:34
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Was reminded earlier reading a post that we did often, and by we I mean admin team, did tend to get off topic at times haha.
So we used to have a thread for after midnight chat but as it's so quiet having a off topic thread seems a good idea.
So this thread can be used for anything like stories, jokes, puns general conversation but under no circumstances snakes lol. Usual rules apply keep it clean well for now ;) I'm sure we will lower the tone eventually |
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Red123
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2030 Posts |
Posted - 17/09/2015 : 20:42:07
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What did one sea say to the other sea?
Wave 
Absolutely terrible I know but someone had to write something  |
Corn Snake
, 1.0.0 Amel (Stan),
Royal Pythons
1.0.0 Normal (Nigel)
1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)
0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.
Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.
Border collie x (BoB), 2 Cats (Lucky & Dip), 17 Goldfish, and The Dubia Family |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 17/09/2015 : 21:17:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Red123
What did one sea say to the other sea?
Wave
Absolutely terrible I know but someone had to write something
Just following your great example..........
What would bears be with no bees...?
EARS!!!
(wow, cant believe i just did that! ) |
     
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Red123
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2030 Posts |
Posted - 18/09/2015 : 08:11:55
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Maybe you should have a competition for the worst one, lol.
Very good by the way :) |
Corn Snake
, 1.0.0 Amel (Stan),
Royal Pythons
1.0.0 Normal (Nigel)
1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)
0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.
Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.
Border collie x (BoB), 2 Cats (Lucky & Dip), 17 Goldfish, and The Dubia Family |
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Donnie
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3215 Posts |
Posted - 18/09/2015 : 22:33:48
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Where does a general keep his army?
In his sleevy.
now moving swiftly away from awful jokes 
anybody else getting giddy about the rugby world cup or is it just me
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1.1 Corns (Anery Stripe, Amel) 1.0 Rootbeer 0.2 Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 Zebra Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 50% Diamond Zebra Carpet Python |
Edited by - Donnie on 18/09/2015 22:38:27 |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 19/09/2015 : 16:12:55
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quote:
Originally posted by Donnie
Where does a general keep his army?
In his sleevy.
now moving swiftly away from awful jokes
anybody else getting giddy about the rugby world cup or is it just me
Think we are all tied for 1st place with awful jokes lol
and i HATE sport, sorry! |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
Posted - 19/09/2015 : 19:31:42
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila!
Boom boom! |
1.0 Normal Corn - Mulder
0.1 Amel Corn - Scully
1.0 Bearded Dragon - Rolf
0.1 Cat - Taz |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 19/09/2015 : 21:41:28
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quote:
Originally posted by TangoFlaps
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila!
Boom boom!
You just joined the rest of us in 1st place lol
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0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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gmac
The Scottish Admin
United Kingdom
5319 Posts |
Posted - 19/09/2015 : 21:51:07
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| Dear god hahahahahaha |
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eeji
The Morph Master
United Kingdom
4335 Posts |
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keeperoffred
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
3 Posts |
Posted - 20/09/2015 : 00:24:45
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Scottish joke
100 animals in a field. Which one is on holiday ?
The one with the wee calf
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Edited by - keeperoffred on 20/09/2015 00:44:25 |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 20/09/2015 : 10:42:15
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| What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff. |
0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
0.1.0 house cat |
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
Posted - 20/09/2015 : 13:11:25
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom?
Warren! |
1.0 Normal Corn - Mulder
0.1 Amel Corn - Scully
1.0 Bearded Dragon - Rolf
0.1 Cat - Taz |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 20/09/2015 : 16:47:58
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| It gets worse lol |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 21/09/2015 : 15:55:56
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What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
An ambulance... |
0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
0.1.0 house cat |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 21/09/2015 : 16:01:06
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Did you ever hear about the new movie - " Constipation "?
It never came out... |
0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
0.1.0 house cat |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 21/09/2015 : 16:46:58
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quote:
Originally posted by Razee
What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
An ambulance...
awwwww that one is mean, even if i MIGHT have laughed |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
Posted - 21/09/2015 : 20:06:48
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil! |
1.0 Normal Corn - Mulder
0.1 Amel Corn - Scully
1.0 Bearded Dragon - Rolf
0.1 Cat - Taz |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 22/09/2015 : 14:34:23
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Few more :-)
Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for years...
What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?
LMAYO
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
It wanted to get to the bottom! |
0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
0.1.0 house cat |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 24/09/2015 : 00:41:38
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Thought id join in with the theme so far
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for POOH
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0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Red123
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2030 Posts |
Posted - 24/09/2015 : 08:18:08
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter he's not going to come anyway
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
Cheap Cheap!!
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Corn Snake
, 1.0.0 Amel (Stan),
Royal Pythons
1.0.0 Normal (Nigel)
1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)
0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.
Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.
Border collie x (BoB), 2 Cats (Lucky & Dip), 17 Goldfish, and The Dubia Family |
Edited by - Red123 on 24/09/2015 08:20:06 |
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Random stuff, off topic thread
