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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
 Posted - 26/09/2015 : 19:35:25
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Two more....
What cheese can you use to hide a horse?
Mask a pony!
What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your jeans?
Your mum! |
1.0 Normal Corn - Mulder
0.1 Amel Corn - Scully
1.0 Bearded Dragon - Rolf
0.1 Cat - Taz |
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gmac
The Scottish Admin
United Kingdom
5319 Posts |
Posted - 27/09/2015 : 21:23:21
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| I quit lol |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 28/09/2015 : 16:24:45
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quote:
Originally posted by gmac
I quit lol
Poor G, do you need a new drink? saw this looking for jaffa cake jokes and thought of you
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0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2015 : 00:11:40
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Don't let this thread die guys.  |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2015 : 17:57:49
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quote:
Originally posted by Kehhlyr
Don't let this thread die guys.
In honour of you K
Q: What time does a duck wake up at?
A: At the quack of dawn!!
Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!
Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky
Q: What do you call a duck with fangs?
A: Count Duckula
Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick?
A: To the Ducktor
Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner?
A: I hope we Quack this case.
Q: Why don’t ducks fly upside down?
A: Because they don’t want to QUACK up.
Q: Why did the duck go to the supermarket?
A: To get some Quackers.
Q: What do you call a box of ducks?
A: A box of Quackers.
Q: Why did the duck tell you a joke?
A: Because he wanted to QUACK you up!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because he was jealous of the chicken.
Q: Why does a duck say quack?
A: Because it can’t say moo.
Q: Where did the duck lose his feathers?
A: Down town.
Q: What does a duck do first when making an omelette?
A: He quacks some eggs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequacker.
Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker. |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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gmac
The Scottish Admin
United Kingdom
5319 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2015 : 22:22:28
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| Woo, it's a K :) |
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2015 : 23:06:36
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quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird
In honour of you K
SNIP
Many duck jokes, coz they are great.
End SNIP
Thanks you *blushes*
Pours whisky really
quote:
Originally posted by gmac
Woo, it's a K :)
Champ hide and seek I am, I may not seem like I'm here, but I am. 
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 10/11/2015 : 22:41:22
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My new 3d origami attempt, my OH glanced at it and thought it was a PINECONE
made using this youtube video, just changed the colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi4XHjHur5w |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Red123
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2030 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2015 : 07:59:29
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quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird
My new 3d origami attempt, my OH glanced at it and thought it was a PINECONE
made using this youtube video, just changed the colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi4XHjHur5w
WOW that is brilliant. Well done you. Looks just like our old budgie we had. |
Corn Snake
, 1.0.0 Amel (Stan),
Royal Pythons
1.0.0 Normal (Nigel)
1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)
0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.
Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.
Border collie x (BoB), 2 Cats (Lucky & Dip), 17 Goldfish, and The Dubia Family |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2015 : 08:14:49
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| And it's a boy budgie, it has blue nose :-) |
0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 12/11/2015 : 14:58:57
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quote:
Originally posted by Red123
quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird
My new 3d origami attempt, my OH glanced at it and thought it was a PINECONE
made using this youtube video, just changed the colour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi4XHjHur5w
WOW that is brilliant. Well done you. Looks just like our old budgie we had.
Thank you, so YOU dont think it looks like a bloomin pinecone lol |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Donnie
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3215 Posts |
Posted - 13/11/2015 : 17:38:08
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Do you mean it's not a pine cone?
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1.1 Corns (Anery Stripe, Amel) 1.0 Rootbeer 0.2 Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 Zebra Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 50% Diamond Zebra Carpet Python |
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
Posted - 14/11/2015 : 13:14:00
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Made me want corn on the cob for some reason..... ;-)
-can't find any proper smiley emoticon thingies or at least can't remember how to do them! - would have done embarrassed face here -> |
1.0 Normal Corn - Mulder
0.1 Amel Corn - Scully
1.0 Bearded Dragon - Rolf
0.1 Cat - Taz |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 14/11/2015 : 18:55:01
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quote:
Originally posted by Donnie
Do you mean it's not a pine cone?
grrrrrrrrrrrrr |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 14/11/2015 : 18:56:44
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quote:
Originally posted by TangoFlaps
Made me want corn on the cob for some reason..... ;-)
-can't find any proper smiley emoticon thingies or at least can't remember how to do them! - would have done embarrassed face here ->
lol
get them in 'reply to topic' at top, or when you quote a reply |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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TangoFlaps
Snake Mite
United Kingdom
24 Posts |
Posted - 17/11/2015 : 15:58:16
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D'Oh thank you for that 
I love the budgie really - especially after your technical assistance!
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1.0 Normal Corn - Mulder
0.1 Amel Corn - Scully
1.0 Bearded Dragon - Rolf
0.1 Cat - Taz |
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ScalySituation
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 17/11/2015 : 16:58:46
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So I have an offer for university next year :P
Feeling damn awful today though
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1.0.0 Butter motley corn (Sheldon)
0.1.0 Caramel Corn (Maggie)
0.1.0 Caramel motley corn (Echo)
1.0.0 Cat (Angus)
1 mealworm colony
RIP Skye x
Sleep well Sonny, Mummy loves you xx
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 18/11/2015 : 14:25:46
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| Woo, what you gonna be studying?? |
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ScalySituation
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5292 Posts |
Posted - 18/11/2015 : 18:51:11
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| Conservation biology :) If I get the grades that is. I'm on track as long as I don't have a massive relapse |
1.0.0 Butter motley corn (Sheldon)
0.1.0 Caramel Corn (Maggie)
0.1.0 Caramel motley corn (Echo)
1.0.0 Cat (Angus)
1 mealworm colony
RIP Skye x
Sleep well Sonny, Mummy loves you xx
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 19/11/2015 : 00:21:10
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Originally posted by ScalySituation
Conservation biology :) If I get the grades that is. I'm on track as long as I don't have a massive relapse
Sounds good, best of luck in getting the grades you need.
And hopefully not having any problems before,during or afterwards that could adversely affect you. |
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