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Only1Nitro
Hatchling
United Kingdom
160 Posts |
 Posted - 15/05/2011 : 21:24:51
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| great and funny thread guys |
Male Charcoal = Sterling
Female Carolina = Fofo
Female Butter = Amarelo
12 Eggs
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josh9961
Hatchling
United Kingdom
381 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 22:45:10
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When people refuse to come in your house because they'll get eaten.
When the postman recoils in fear as you answer the door with a corn round your neck  |
2.3 Corn Snakes
0.1 Bci
1.0 Spur thighed Tortoise
0.0.15 Stick insects
0.0.1 Shield Mantis |
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lotabob
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
4334 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 22:53:20
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Originally posted by josh9961
When the postman recoils in fear as you answer the door with a corn round your neck
No that was because the snake was all you was wearing. lol.
You know your a herper when you walk in a room smell turd and can identify which snake done it.
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Anery Corn snake SPOT. Royal Python, DUKE. Hogg Island Boa, SANKE. Albino House Snake, HAL.
Harlequin Crested Gecko HARLEY
Albino Horned Frog WAKA
Chilean Rose Tarantula TRIXIE. Brazilian Salmon Pink Bird-eating Tarantula SAM. Orange Baboon Tarantula BORIS.
Giant Asian Forest Scorpion, SALLY.
Giant African Land Snails, SHELDON & MICHELLE.
Budwing Mantis, MAIA
Dubia Roach Colony. Silkworm Colony. Mealworm Colony. Waxworm Colony. Fruit Beetle Colony.
MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL http://www.youtube.com/user/alocheeky |
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 23:08:19
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I have a good one as well:
"You might be a herper if Kehhlyr removes your sig because it stretches his screen for 12 miles wide and he absolutely hates being forced to side scroll"
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-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon
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Spreebok
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1135 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 23:59:44
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You know you're a Herper when:
1. The prospect of buying a new Viv is EXTREME EXCITEMENT!
2. You spot one of your snakes exploring their viv and turn into a ninja, slowly and silently creeping up to the viv for a closer look without spooking the snake.
3. You hold dead mice up to your ears and make jokes about earrings, to a disgusted audience. |
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Fluff
Egg
56 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 00:34:04
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Your watching Essex jungle and you think every one featured is quite normal.....and can't get through an episode with out saying "ohh isn't that one lovely"
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lotabob
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
4334 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 00:39:30
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Originally posted by Fluff
Your watching Essex jungle and you think every one featured is quite normal
REALLY? |
Anery Corn snake SPOT. Royal Python, DUKE. Hogg Island Boa, SANKE. Albino House Snake, HAL.
Harlequin Crested Gecko HARLEY
Albino Horned Frog WAKA
Chilean Rose Tarantula TRIXIE. Brazilian Salmon Pink Bird-eating Tarantula SAM. Orange Baboon Tarantula BORIS.
Giant Asian Forest Scorpion, SALLY.
Giant African Land Snails, SHELDON & MICHELLE.
Budwing Mantis, MAIA
Dubia Roach Colony. Silkworm Colony. Mealworm Colony. Waxworm Colony. Fruit Beetle Colony.
MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL http://www.youtube.com/user/alocheeky |
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jordy845
Hatchling
United Kingdom
191 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 10:38:26
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| .. when your more concerned about your snake eating than yourself :-D |
Jordy :3
0.1.0 Amel Corn - Chihiro R.I.P
1.0.0 Snow Corn - Sachi
0.1.0 Snow Corn - Stella |
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Invalid User
Account Deactivated
United Kingdom
0 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 10:55:59
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Originally posted by Spreebok
You know you're a Herper when:
1. The prospect of buying a new Viv is EXTREME EXCITEMENT!
2. You spot one of your snakes exploring their viv and turn into a ninja, slowly and silently creeping up to the viv for a closer look without spooking the snake.
3. You hold dead mice up to your ears and make jokes about earrings, to a disgusted audience.
Hahahaha
I don't do the earing thing, I make them dance saturday night fever style  |
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Mamma
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
4494 Posts |
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tracym
Egg
United Kingdom
60 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 16:37:49
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| LOL at Spreebok, I have only had my snake for 3 days and already I am playing 'ninja' crawling along the floor stealthily so as not to scare my snake when its exploring his viv |
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Ailsa
Banned
United Kingdom
804 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 16:43:06
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| Mine is still shy and just hides or just sits half in and half out of a loo roll tube lol |
  
Dakota ~ Bloodred Corn ~ Amber & Chloe ~ Cats
Mind is changing on snakes I want now lol so am researching these to find out what would be best - Milk Snakes and Dwarf Boa possibly - Crawl Cay, Sonoran, Tarahumara or Vera Cruz and poss a Hoggie, African House and Rat snake. Also Trinket Snakes. |
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Account Deactivated
United Kingdom
0 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 16:46:25
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Originally posted by Mamma
when you lie to your friends who invite you out that night for drinks etc, by saying you cant get a sitter at too short notice.... but really you are rubbering them so yuo can sit in and poke holes in a RUB
Hahahaha, I love poking holes in RUB's too |
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Mamma
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
4494 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 18:08:11
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Originally posted by Mamma
when you lie to your friends who invite you out that night for drinks etc, by saying you cant get a sitter at too short notice.... but really you are rubbering them so yuo can sit in and poke holes in a RUB
ahahaha you were there the night that happened  |
Please feel free to add my photography page on facebook .... or check me out on deviantart :
https://www.facebook.com/groups/MaliskaRodgersPhotography/
http://maliskarodgers.deviantart.com/ |
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EmmaJayne
Hatchling
United Kingdom
109 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 20:07:23
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Originally posted by Spreebok
You know you're a Herper when:
1. The prospect of buying a new Viv is EXTREME EXCITEMENT!
2. You spot one of your snakes exploring their viv and turn into a ninja, slowly and silently creeping up to the viv for a closer look without spooking the snake.
3. You hold dead mice up to your ears and make jokes about earrings, to a disgusted audience.
HAHA the ninja one actually made me laugh! |
0.0.1 Leopard Gecko - Toby
1.0.0 Crested Gecko - Hector
0.0.1 Banded Cali King - Murray
1.0.0 Pastel Dwarf Boa - Dave
1.0.0 Black Long Haired Cat - Pixie
0.1.0 Grey Tabby Cat - Ariel
2.0.0 Rats - Gizmo and Rocky R.I.P
     
Soon to come:
1.0.0 Very Cute Puppy - Luka
"Humans are so interesting. In this world of infinate wonders
they have managed to invent boredom" ---- Terry Pratchet |
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Spreebok
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1135 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 20:38:32
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| I'm glad the ninja one tickled a few people :3 |
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Laws
Yearling
United Kingdom
935 Posts |
Posted - 16/05/2011 : 20:50:01
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you kno your a herp keeper when ur other half fones u and asks how the snakes are before asking how you are or....
.... wen u used to smoke in the house occasionally but now dont mind smoking in the rain for the well being of the snakes....
....when u do months of research into the next snake u want before u ask ur other half , but make sure u kno everything and make it convincing .
....when u are crawling on ur hands and knees in the dark across the room at 3am trying to get a glimpse of ur shy royal....
...when u go shopping and dont see the food items anymore , u see potential hides and water bowls
....we u take ur sister to look at hamsters and shes saying how cute there are, but all ur thinking is hmmm in a few months my snake cud eat that.... |
www.facebook.com/Thehogbox
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Mouse
Yearling
United Kingdom
958 Posts |
Posted - 18/05/2011 : 16:12:04
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Originally posted by Sika
When your nightmares concern your snakes getting injured, sick, dead etc.. and as soon as you wake, drenched in sweat, you rush to the vivs to check everything is all right.
When the worst thing that could be stolen in a burglary is your beloved pets.
When you got escape plans more detailed for your snakes than for yourself.
I had that the other night. My mates were over with their *slightly hellish* kids. I had a dream that they'd opened the viv, and the babies boxes, and I panicked and thought on no they're escaped, but when I looked in there, I realised there were hundreds of babies, which was cool, but some were trying to eat each other, and I was trying to pull them all apart and put them in seperate RUB's, but my mate was being really slow in getting them ready, and there were people in my room just standing there watching and not helping, and I got really angry....
Yeah...I know, I've been told I have odd dreams...
I have plans including Fire/Burglary/Flood etc!
um, you know you're a herp fanatic when you'd rather have a snake than a partner :) |
 
1.0.0 - Gobo - Snow Corn (RIP)
0.1.0 - Sprockett - Normal/hypo/het snow Corn
2.0.0 Anery Hatchlings
0.1.0 Amel Hatchling
0.1.0 Normal Hatchling
*Location - Southampton, UK*
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 18/05/2011 : 19:21:57
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........someone opens the freezer and you have: chicken breast, frozen peas, mice, pizza, rats, cornetto things. All on the same shelf.
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stotty01
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1168 Posts |
Posted - 19/05/2011 : 20:29:04
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| when your girlfriend asks what you doing and you say handling my snake and she replies with ohhh....sorry awarkward momment, il leave you alone for a bit.....true story |
my aunties, bestfriends, hairdressers, friends boyfriend had a snake and it stretched out to measure him to eat him......true story.....
1.0.0 tortoise
1.0.0 sinaloan milk snake
1.0.0 jack russel
0.1.0 anery corn medusa
1.0.0 snow corn abomninable
0.1.0 royal python priscilla
http://www.youtube.com/user/stotty01 dads youtube channel
Tail n scales, Linton, Cambs, CB21 4XN, Tel no 01223 893 508 http://www.tails-n-scales.co.uk/
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Lets make our own "you might be a herper if"-list!
