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smiffy89
Hatchling
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
 Posted - 31/10/2010 : 01:34:05
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.....when your idea of a weekly shopping list starts with:
1 fuzzy,1 medium mouse,
1 large mouse,1 weaner rat
bread , butter,cheese................. |
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lucyloop
Hatchling
United Kingdom
265 Posts |
Posted - 31/10/2010 : 08:57:27
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| you don't just use your tweezers for plucking purposes! |
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 28/11/2010 : 22:48:49
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...if you find substrate in your bed and don't even wonder how it got there....
...if when shopping for Christmas present you go home with a fake exotic plant, a cave and some jungle wire... (and you wonder if you should wrap it up or if that would just be a tat too much) |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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Mort13
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5599 Posts |
Posted - 29/11/2010 : 09:18:21
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| When you're chatting with someone and they put brb and you're wondering why they've mentioned brazilian rainbow boas and then gone very quiet for a while! |
      
3.1.0 Corn snakes, 1.0.0 T-Albino Cape House Snake, 0.1.0 Western Hognose,
1.0.0 MBK, 0.1.0 Childrens Python, 1.0.0 Nicaraguan Dwarf Boas
0.0.1 Occelated Skink, 1.0.0 Leopard Gecko, 1.0.3 Tarantulas, 0.0.2 Damon diadema
1.0.0 C0ckatiel,
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 25/12/2010 : 21:00:24
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When your family "helps" your snakes to buy Christmas present to you and the rest of the family wonder who Aia and Vitus is (or the like)  |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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lrv2307
Yearling
United Kingdom
863 Posts |
Posted - 25/12/2010 : 21:13:18
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you know your a herper when............
you take your snakes shed to work to show all your work mates at how cleaver your snakey is lol |
lrv (louise)
Uxbridge, Middlesex
0.1.0 snow - morgana
0.1.0 cali banded king - boudica
0.0.1 crested gecko - galaxy
** wish list**
ghost corn
anery corn
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jonoandapril
Hatchling
United Kingdom
171 Posts |
Posted - 26/12/2010 : 11:34:03
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when after doing your monthly budget your surplus cash number isnt a number of pounds, but a number of new snakes
when instead of saying to yourself "do these shoes go with my dress", you think "stuff it, id rather get a new snake". |
1x amel corn (tango)
1x carolina corn (pepsi)
1x carpet python (butch)
1x normal royal (rachel)
1x bumblebee royal
wishlist: abbotts okeetee female, crawl cay boa, emerald tree boa |
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EmmaJayne
Hatchling
United Kingdom
109 Posts |
Posted - 27/12/2010 : 20:22:54
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| When getting a new snake is much more exiting than birthdays or Christmas |
0.0.1 Leopard Gecko - Toby
1.0.0 Crested Gecko - Hector
0.0.1 Banded Cali King - Murray
1.0.0 Pastel Dwarf Boa - Dave
1.0.0 Black Long Haired Cat - Pixie
0.1.0 Grey Tabby Cat - Ariel
2.0.0 Rats - Gizmo and Rocky R.I.P
     
Soon to come:
1.0.0 Very Cute Puppy - Luka
"Humans are so interesting. In this world of infinate wonders
they have managed to invent boredom" ---- Terry Pratchet |
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stotty01
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1168 Posts |
Posted - 27/12/2010 : 20:33:32
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Originally posted by gingerpony
...if you see rabbits and guineapigs and you first thought isn't 'ahh how cute and fluffy' it's 'BOA FOOD!' 
had a funny facebook convo on facebook when some vegi put a pic o her guinea pigs andi commentd boa food not the best thing to do xD |
my aunties, bestfriends, hairdressers, friends boyfriend had a snake and it stretched out to measure him to eat him......true story.....
1.0.0 tortoise
1.0.0 sinaloan milk snake
1.0.0 jack russel
0.1.0 anery corn medusa
1.0.0 snow corn abomninable
0.1.0 royal python priscilla
http://www.youtube.com/user/stotty01 dads youtube channel
Tail n scales, Linton, Cambs, CB21 4XN, Tel no 01223 893 508 http://www.tails-n-scales.co.uk/
wish list: boa! |
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stotty01
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1168 Posts |
Posted - 27/12/2010 : 20:34:58
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| when you take more pictures of your snake than family.... |
my aunties, bestfriends, hairdressers, friends boyfriend had a snake and it stretched out to measure him to eat him......true story.....
1.0.0 tortoise
1.0.0 sinaloan milk snake
1.0.0 jack russel
0.1.0 anery corn medusa
1.0.0 snow corn abomninable
0.1.0 royal python priscilla
http://www.youtube.com/user/stotty01 dads youtube channel
Tail n scales, Linton, Cambs, CB21 4XN, Tel no 01223 893 508 http://www.tails-n-scales.co.uk/
wish list: boa! |
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Red123
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2030 Posts |
Posted - 28/12/2010 : 09:39:22
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| When you spend more time talking to your snakes than with your OH. |
Corn Snake
, 1.0.0 Amel (Stan),
Royal Pythons
1.0.0 Normal (Nigel)
1.0.0 Albino (Tony)
Boa Constrictor Imperator
0.1.0 (Agatha)Western Hognose
0.1.0 Normal (Stevie)
0.0.1 Schneider Skink (George)
1.0.0 Extreme Blonde Harlequin Crested Gecko (Bert)
4 GALS.
Tarantulas
Red Rump (B. Vagans) Jo.
Chaco Golden Knee (G. pulchripes) Charlie, Greenbottle Blue (C. cyaneopubescens) Gus, Honduran Curly Hair ( B. albopilosum) Titch, Mexican Fire Leg (B. boehmei), Salmon Pink Bird Eater(L. parahybana), Fort Hall Baboon (P. Lugardi) Blanche, Stout Leg Baboon (E. Pachypus) Graham, Chilean Rose (G. Rosea) Glen.
Border collie x (BoB), 2 Cats (Lucky & Dip), 17 Goldfish, and The Dubia Family |
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stotty01
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1168 Posts |
Posted - 28/12/2010 : 14:35:15
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the first thing you do when you come home is look in the viv xD
when you say 'awwww all growing up, his first small mouse' xD |
my aunties, bestfriends, hairdressers, friends boyfriend had a snake and it stretched out to measure him to eat him......true story.....
1.0.0 tortoise
1.0.0 sinaloan milk snake
1.0.0 jack russel
0.1.0 anery corn medusa
1.0.0 snow corn abomninable
0.1.0 royal python priscilla
http://www.youtube.com/user/stotty01 dads youtube channel
Tail n scales, Linton, Cambs, CB21 4XN, Tel no 01223 893 508 http://www.tails-n-scales.co.uk/
wish list: boa! |
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 29/12/2010 : 01:11:25
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| When it's possible to say "Lets see your balls then" without being rude. |
-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon
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Benji54
Hatchling
United Kingdom
449 Posts |
Posted - 29/12/2010 : 11:52:21
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| when you tell someone you've been bitten by a snake and they say "wow! did it hurt!?" and you say "well i think it knocked his jaw but he seems ok now!" :) |
1.1.0 corns "wotsit" and "biscuit"
1.0.0 Royal "ophion"
0.1.0 Coastal Carpet Python "Serendipity"
1.0.0 Mexican Black Kingsnake "Obsidian"
0.1.0 Bunny Rabbit (?) "truffle"
R.I.P "Prisma Pequeno" |
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 29/12/2010 : 13:09:56
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When your nightmares concern your snakes getting injured, sick, dead etc.. and as soon as you wake, drenched in sweat, you rush to the vivs to check everything is all right.
When the worst thing that could be stolen in a burglary is your beloved pets.
When you got escape plans more detailed for your snakes than for yourself. |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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Benji54
Hatchling
United Kingdom
449 Posts |
Posted - 29/12/2010 : 13:55:05
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| you want to move abroad to a place with MORE snakes and lizards because your place doesnt have enough!! |
1.1.0 corns "wotsit" and "biscuit"
1.0.0 Royal "ophion"
0.1.0 Coastal Carpet Python "Serendipity"
1.0.0 Mexican Black Kingsnake "Obsidian"
0.1.0 Bunny Rabbit (?) "truffle"
R.I.P "Prisma Pequeno" |
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EmmaJayne
Hatchling
United Kingdom
109 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 20:23:05
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| Haha These are great :D |
0.0.1 Leopard Gecko - Toby
1.0.0 Crested Gecko - Hector
0.0.1 Banded Cali King - Murray
1.0.0 Pastel Dwarf Boa - Dave
1.0.0 Black Long Haired Cat - Pixie
0.1.0 Grey Tabby Cat - Ariel
2.0.0 Rats - Gizmo and Rocky R.I.P
Soon to come:
1.0.0 Very Cute Puppy - Luka
"Humans are so interesting. In this world of infinate wonders
they have managed to invent boredom" ---- Terry Pratchet |
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Invalid User
Account Deactivated
United Kingdom
0 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 20:28:56
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When Facebook warn you that your profile pic is too graphic and must be removed and the pic is of one of your snakes eating a mouse!!
(yes happened to me last week!) |
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lotabob
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
4334 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 20:49:00
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Originally posted by Louise32
When Facebook warn you that your profile pic is too graphic and must be removed and the pic is of one of your snakes eating a mouse!!
(yes happened to me last week!)
NO WAY!!! HAHA thats incredible. |
Anery Corn snake SPOT. Royal Python, DUKE. Hogg Island Boa, SANKE. Albino House Snake, HAL.
Harlequin Crested Gecko HARLEY
Albino Horned Frog WAKA
Chilean Rose Tarantula TRIXIE. Brazilian Salmon Pink Bird-eating Tarantula SAM. Orange Baboon Tarantula BORIS.
Giant Asian Forest Scorpion, SALLY.
Giant African Land Snails, SHELDON & MICHELLE.
Budwing Mantis, MAIA
Dubia Roach Colony. Silkworm Colony. Mealworm Colony. Waxworm Colony. Fruit Beetle Colony.
MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL http://www.youtube.com/user/alocheeky |
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Account Deactivated
United Kingdom
0 Posts |
Posted - 15/05/2011 : 20:55:13
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quote:
Originally posted by lotabob
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Originally posted by Louise32
When Facebook warn you that your profile pic is too graphic and must be removed and the pic is of one of your snakes eating a mouse!!
(yes happened to me last week!)
NO WAY!!! HAHA thats incredible.
Yup, they had received complaints. Wasn't even a gory pic, wasn't a live mouse or a huge scary snake, was my little butter motley constricting a dead mouse  |
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Lets make our own "you might be a herper if"-list!
