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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
 Posted - 22/10/2010 : 20:51:28
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You're sitting by the computer and catches a foul smell coming from one of your vivs and instead of thinking euww! you think "It's only been two days since she ate - wow, how great her digestion is!  " |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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Scarlett
Hatchling
United Kingdom
363 Posts |
Posted - 22/10/2010 : 20:55:57
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| You might be a herper if you find yourself dreaming about your snakes more than you dream about your other half =P |
 
0.0.1 Amel Corn -Ember.
1.0.0 Bloodred Corn - Loki.
0.0.1 MBK - Apollo.
1.1.0 Cats - Moggy and Pretty Girl.
0.0.1 Royal Python - Odin R.I.P 20/6/10.
Wishlist = Pied Sided Bloodred, Anery Stripe, Coral Stripe, Bloodred, Green Blotched Snow,
Strawberry Snow Stripe.
Location = Chatham, Kent. |
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 22/10/2010 : 20:57:05
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| ...if at every opportunity you casually say, ''Snake? oh yes i have two...'' and then sit back and answer the awestruck questions! |
     
0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog |
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Scarlett
Hatchling
United Kingdom
363 Posts |
Posted - 22/10/2010 : 20:58:27
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You might be a herper if you pick up a faux snakeskin purse and think to yourself "They got it SO wrong!".
This is now one of my pet peeves lol. |
0.0.1 Amel Corn -Ember.
1.0.0 Bloodred Corn - Loki.
0.0.1 MBK - Apollo.
1.1.0 Cats - Moggy and Pretty Girl.
0.0.1 Royal Python - Odin R.I.P 20/6/10.
Wishlist = Pied Sided Bloodred, Anery Stripe, Coral Stripe, Bloodred, Green Blotched Snow,
Strawberry Snow Stripe.
Location = Chatham, Kent. |
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 22/10/2010 : 21:25:01
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| you know you might be a herper if: the best jokes and riddles are about reptiles xD |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 22/10/2010 : 21:31:08
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| When inviting new friends home you say: "btw, you haven't got ophidiophobia/snakephobia, huh?" |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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drchino
Yearling
United Kingdom
660 Posts |
Posted - 22/10/2010 : 22:45:45
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| when you go in the petshop and find it strange to see live mice! |
0.1.0 Izzy - Amber Motley Corn
0.2.0 White rats - Rose and Myra
0.0.1 Crested Gecko - Yoshi |
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 22/10/2010 : 23:06:51
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| When you hold frozen mice up by the tail and ask if anyone wants a mouse lolly |
-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon
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rachiepotatoe
Hatchling
United Kingdom
393 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2010 : 00:00:48
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| ...when you actually find these jokes very amusing :') |
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gingerpony
Queen Bee
United Kingdom
10455 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2010 : 09:11:19
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Originally posted by drchino
when you go in the petshop and find it strange to see live mice!
or ask for a mouse, any mouse, i don't have to like it my snake's not fussy about colour, just about his damn food!  |
cornsnakes, ratsnakes, bullsnakes, boas and day geckos
Location:Leeds/York/Selby area |
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Thante
Hatchling
United Kingdom
301 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2010 : 18:30:17
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if you start debating if your friends pet hamster/gerbil is a viable option for your snake before casually saying:
"my pet could eat your pet" |
0.1.0 Cherry - 09 Normal
1.0.0 Tequila - 09 Caramel Motley |
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gingerpony
Queen Bee
United Kingdom
10455 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2010 : 19:33:24
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| ...if you see rabbits and guineapigs and you first thought isn't 'ahh how cute and fluffy' it's 'BOA FOOD!' |
cornsnakes, ratsnakes, bullsnakes, boas and day geckos
Location:Leeds/York/Selby area |
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2010 : 20:22:09
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If you take trips to the forests only to find suitable sticks for your vivs :D
And afterwards enjoy spending hours playing boy scout while removing bark, sanding down and disinfecting. |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2010 : 20:53:37
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| When receiving your new photo prints you suddenly notice that only 1 out of 20 is a human xD |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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Figs
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3319 Posts |
Posted - 23/10/2010 : 21:14:55
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| When lightbulbs look odd and naked without guards |
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smiffy89
Hatchling
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 24/10/2010 : 14:05:42
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| when ur mate tells you theirs mice in your kitchen and you reply yep their not defrosted yet |
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eeji
The Morph Master
United Kingdom
4335 Posts |
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 30/10/2010 : 16:50:23
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| ...If you can say "Great racks" to a girl without being vulgar xD |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 30/10/2010 : 20:22:15
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If you get asked how many kids you have and you respond with "9 in vivs, 8 in rubs and a couple in small tanks"
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Originally posted by Sika
...If you can say "Great racks" to a girl without being vulgar xD
Shall endeaver to use that. |
-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon
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Sika
Hatchling
350 Posts |
Posted - 30/10/2010 : 20:28:06
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| ...When you can order a new rack without getting an appointment with the plastic surgeon xD |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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smiffy89
Hatchling
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 31/10/2010 : 01:27:23
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| .....when you look at a room in your home and think "i could fit another viv or 2 in their" |
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Lets make our own "you might be a herper if"-list!
