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Sammysnake
Yearling
United Kingdom
606 Posts |
 Posted - 14/03/2010 : 20:36:23
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This one really tickled me....
Cute little girl walks into a pet shop...
"Excuthe me, do you keep wittle wabbits?".
The shopkeeper, touched by her sweetness says:
"Do you want a wittle white wabbit or a fluffy bwown wabbit"?
The little girl replies,
"I weally don't fink my pyfon giveths a thit".
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08 male Carolina Corn ‘Saracen’
09 male Anery Corn ‘Twilight’
08 male Rankins Dragon ‘Keydo’ |
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herriotfan
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5853 Posts |
Posted - 14/03/2010 : 21:11:00
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Husband....Very Understanding!!! (Phil)
Son & Daughter (Kevin & Carol)
Granddaughter (Eva)
3.4.0 Cornsnakes Amel (Sidney) Caramel Stripe (Sultan) Amber (Cleo) Carolina (Phoebe) Anery Motley Stripe (Penny) Snow (Lily) Caramel (Holmes)
1.2.0 Royal Pythons(Peeps, Pandora & Pepsi)
1.0.0 Hognose (Hudson)
2.1.0 Dogs (Dillon, Alfie, Ellie)
0.1.0 Senegal Parrot (Peanut)
1.1.0 Bearded Dragons (Bonnie & Clyde)
1.0.0 Crested Geckos (Echo)
0.2.1 Hermanns Tortoises (Ebbie, Rosie & Twiglet)
0.1.0 Guinea Pig (Dolly-Pipsqueak)
0.1.9 Tarantulas (Poppy, Gypsy, Bumble, Insey Winsey, Sonic, Cookie, Raven, Fudge, Titch & Sox)
??? Foster animals
Location: Near Saffron Walden, Essex
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mozacchio
Sub Adult
Greece
1135 Posts |
Posted - 14/03/2010 : 22:01:22
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I'm gonna tell it to aaaaaaaaall my friends..!  |
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Kellog
the nice one
United Kingdom
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Posted - 15/03/2010 : 04:34:40
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That is fantastic Sammy! And so perfect for this site and our sense of humour  !!!
Now I just have to remember it  .....hmmm, maybe a copy and paste job or note on my mobile..... 
xxx
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Edited by - Kellog on 15/03/2010 04:40:32 |
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124 Posts |
Posted - 15/03/2010 : 07:45:27
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0.0.1 Carolina Corn (Milo)
1.1.0 Staffys (Harley&Penny) |
Edited by - n/a on 15/03/2010 07:45:49 |
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A joke...
