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 Posted - 23/07/2009 : 21:26:47
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need some good stories/jokes or what ever to cheer me up, am in a huge amount of pain feeling really low and just need cheering up by someone  |
4 corn girls, 3 corn boy, 3 girl corn x rats, 1 boy corn x rat, 3 royal girls, 4 royal boys, 2 king girls, 4 king boys 1 common boa girl
And to pick up.....
1 butter motley boy + 1 girl
NEW WEB SITE...
http://kat80.webs.com/
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Posted - 23/07/2009 : 22:27:20
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4 corn girls, 3 corn boy, 3 girl corn x rats, 1 boy corn x rat, 3 royal girls, 4 royal boys, 2 king girls, 4 king boys 1 common boa girl
And to pick up.....
1 butter motley boy + 1 girl
NEW WEB SITE...
http://kat80.webs.com/
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BlueTongueDan
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
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Posted - 23/07/2009 : 22:54:07
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Whats up?
Im sure Kehhlyr will be round soon to cheer you up  He always has something witty to say  |
www.youtube.com/BlueTongueDan
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Kellog
the nice one
United Kingdom
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Posted - 23/07/2009 : 23:17:00
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Why the pain diesel? I have ME and am in constant 24/7 pain. Its really hard to keep going. Getting Kellog has made a big difference, already had so much joy from him and the excitement I felt when he ate (after a 13 week fast) I dont think I have felt in years!
My son's joke, hopefully will make you smile - What is a donkey with one leg missing? A Wonkey!!!
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden!!!
What is a fish without an eye? Fsh!!!
I know, corney or what! But hopefully made you smile and forget the pain for a few seconds!
Am a strong Christian, and will add you to my prayers, if you dont mind.
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Posted - 23/07/2009 : 23:20:34
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lol at the donky, i was out fishing today and we found a wee red frog that only has 1 of his back legs, hes so cute and he hops around in a circle, bit sad but so cute lol,
i want to keep him but i dunno if its a good idea
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0.0.1 Striped Cali King "Hunter"
0.0.1 Snow corn "Stockton"
0.0.1 Blue tongue "Thompson"
1.0.0 Cat "Jaws"
My photobucket, http://s42.photobucket.com/albums/e323/kevindollar/ Some randoms in there but mostly reps
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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PunkAsF82
Yearling
United Kingdom
909 Posts |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 00:29:49
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why did the appple turnover?
cause he say the sausage roll! |
~~ My Zoo ~~
1.0.0 Bearded Dragon - Cooper
0.1.0 Amel corn - Lucky
0.1.0 Normal Leopard Gecko - Layla
1.1.0 Cats - Zelda the Maine Coon & Link the Ragdoll X Tabby
0.0.50 Malawi Cichlids
0.0.20 Community fish tank
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Kellog
the nice one
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 04:15:59
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Did it look like the snake had always been one legged or was it an injury? If it was thriving in wild then probably should be returned, if not then try keeping it and see how it does.
How you feeling diesel? No more jokes at moment. Going away to big Christian conference in morning, caravan only partly packed and hoping to leave at about 8 in morning!
Last year OH was lying asleep in shade of caravan. Kids filled one of his hands with shaving foam and tickled his nose. He batted at it with the other hand! So my daugther whispered to him that he had a fly on his nose and ,finally, a shaving foam filled face! Not sure what they are planing this year and he still has to get revenge - any ideas?? xxx |
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a33272
our battery charger
United Kingdom
3063 Posts |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 09:03:43
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FROM AN EMAIL I GOT EARLIER MADE ME CHUCKLE
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- silence - -
HUSBAND:
F * ck....
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0.1.0 creamsicle corn-Marmalade
1.0.0 jungle carpet python-Bumble
1.0.0 corn Casper
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 09:06:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Kellog
Did it look like the snake had always been one legged or was it an injury? If it was thriving in wild then probably should be returned, if not then try keeping it and see how it does.
How you feeling diesel? No more jokes at moment. Going away to big Christian conference in morning, caravan only partly packed and hoping to leave at about 8 in morning!
Last year OH was lying asleep in shade of caravan. Kids filled one of his hands with shaving foam and tickled his nose. He batted at it with the other hand! So my daugther whispered to him that he had a fly on his nose and ,finally, a shaving foam filled face! Not sure what they are planing this year and he still has to get revenge - any ideas?? xxx
lol i did something sim to my dad i put makeup all over his face when he was sleeping (he looked like a clown) and then woke him up and dragged him saying come on dad come on mum said we,re going out now, and we did he walked around alday wondering why people was looking at him and laughing lol
and am ok in pain as iv oa in my jaw and i cant eat or drink and i am so hungry and thursty im on painkillers that dont work and im on a 12month waiting list to just talk to someone about getting the joint replaced (thats if i aint wasted away cause of the lack of food and water)and as you know your self pain gets you down :( |
4 corn girls, 3 corn boy, 3 girl corn x rats, 1 boy corn x rat, 3 royal girls, 4 royal boys, 2 king girls, 4 king boys 1 common boa girl
And to pick up.....
1 butter motley boy + 1 girl
NEW WEB SITE...
http://kat80.webs.com/
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PunkAsF82
Yearling
United Kingdom
909 Posts |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 10:13:44
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aw diesel that sucks mate. I'm in almost constant pain from my wisdom teeth coming trhouygh atm. Im on paracetamol that ive now gotton used to, and my dr. won't give me co-codamol until they start crowning because, in his own words "you just sound like a teenager trying to get a fix"
so yeh. about a year for me to wait until i can get decent painkiller and/or finally have them removed
Stay strong Diesel! |
~~ My Zoo ~~
1.0.0 Bearded Dragon - Cooper
0.1.0 Amel corn - Lucky
0.1.0 Normal Leopard Gecko - Layla
1.1.0 Cats - Zelda the Maine Coon & Link the Ragdoll X Tabby
0.0.50 Malawi Cichlids
0.0.20 Community fish tank
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a33272
our battery charger
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 10:18:31
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sucks when ya in pain doesnt, i done me back in last saturday have been on pain killers and muscle run an still in pain now even walking i can feel it twinge, ive suffered back probs since i was 15 when i damaged it at rugby, but keep ya chin up an downt let it to to u
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0.1.0 creamsicle corn-Marmalade
1.0.0 jungle carpet python-Bumble
1.0.0 corn Casper
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SexyBear77
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 10:24:42
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how about this-
If you recieve an e-mail from the NHS about swine flu, warning you NOT TO EAT tinned pork, dont worry about it- its just spam.
I know what its like to be in constant pain, I recently had my knee operated on following a bad riding accident, but it went a bit wrong and now I cant walk properly. Its agony, but I just make sure and do things that make me happy when I'm not at work and it keeps my spirits up!
Good luck x |
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Mick
Yearling
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 10:44:30
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Originally posted by a33272
FROM AN EMAIL I GOT EARLIER MADE ME CHUCKLE
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- silence - -
HUSBAND:
F * ck....
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Dr Lupus
Egg
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 10:45:34
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How do you make an apple puff?
Chase it round the Garden :D - he he - hope that helped ;) |
2.0.0 Carolina Corn Snake (Lucius & Draco)
1.0.0 Caramel Ghost Corn Snake (Snake)
0.1.0 Snow Tessera Corn Snake (Ferguson)
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:11:12
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am taking tramadol which is the strongest pain killer i can be put on and it dont help, iv not eaten or drunk prop for a week now and am getting to that point of just giving up trying, it hurts to much and i cant be bothered
iv all of my wisdom teeth and i didnt feel a thing when they was growing, but this is pain thats untrue, have you ever broke a bone? and i mean badly broke it? now times that by 2 and move it into your jaw and thats about the pain iv got |
4 corn girls, 3 corn boy, 3 girl corn x rats, 1 boy corn x rat, 3 royal girls, 4 royal boys, 2 king girls, 4 king boys 1 common boa girl
And to pick up.....
1 butter motley boy + 1 girl
NEW WEB SITE...
http://kat80.webs.com/
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:18:51
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The word 'Tsunami' is not in my phones' predictive text dictionary.
So if you ever get a text from me saying,
'Trumang!!!',
get the #### off the beach.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "bugg** off, you won't bring it back."
I treat my wife like a goddess...
I'm an atheist, so I ignore her.
Some people turn to God.
Me, I turn to vodka.
I don't see the difference; I'm still guided by a spirit.
My dad was driving my 7 year old daughter to school one day last week and beeped the horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "Ooops, I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Granddad."
He replied, "How did you know?"
She said, "Because you didn't say 'you idiot' afterwards."
That'll do for now.
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:21:54
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Originally posted by diesel
am taking tramadol
You had any hallucinations yet?? I had them when i was on tramadol.
My missus is still on them though. I only had to take mine for a couple weeks, she's been on them for ages and says they're useless now.
Also have a read of the 'why do farts smell' thread.
http://www.thecornsnake.co.uk/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2189
Some of the answers on that thread are hidden, so you need to highlight the text to find the answer.
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:26:48
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| they are useless and they making me sick, and nt yet and i hope i dont that would just freak me out, and iv read that once even put a joke on there once, |
4 corn girls, 3 corn boy, 3 girl corn x rats, 1 boy corn x rat, 3 royal girls, 4 royal boys, 2 king girls, 4 king boys 1 common boa girl
And to pick up.....
1 butter motley boy + 1 girl
NEW WEB SITE...
http://kat80.webs.com/
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Mick
Yearling
United Kingdom
721 Posts |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:43:22
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made me laff
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Taz Devil
Hatchling
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24/07/2009 : 15:38:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Kehhlyr
The word 'Tsunami' is not in my phones' predictive text dictionary.
So if you ever get a text from me saying,
'Trumang!!!',
get the #### off the beach.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "bugg** off, you won't bring it back."
I treat my wife like a goddess...
I'm an atheist, so I ignore her.
Some people turn to God.
Me, I turn to vodka.
I don't see the difference; I'm still guided by a spirit.
My dad was driving my 7 year old daughter to school one day last week and beeped the horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "Ooops, I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Granddad."
He replied, "How did you know?"
She said, "Because you didn't say 'you idiot' afterwards."
Bet you visit the ********** site.
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When I die I want to die quietly in my sleep, just like my Grandad.
Not screaming and shouting like the rest of his passengers.
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I bought our lass a new chair for Christmas. I'm still waiting for her to plug it in.
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I went down to the local school playground to watch all the children screaming and shouting, and running around.
Well they didn't know I was only firing blanks.
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Our lass is so ugly she couldn't coax Quasimodo out of a burning shed.
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There I was laying in bed. A T-Rex hand puppet on one hand and a Triceratops on the other, a big box of tissues and a bottle of lube.... Well how silly did I feel when the video started and it was Walking With Dinosaurs....
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Sids Live WebCam
http://snakecam.tazworld.co.uk
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 16:01:21
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Of course that's one of the sites Taz.
I removed the site name from your post, due to the content of the site.
It's not for some people.
I can remember when it started, when we were posting as b3tans originally. |
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