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GRBrett
Egg

United Kingdom
60 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  16:18:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey guys,

When ever I mention I have a snake, I always get told the same daft story. I'm sure quiet a few of you probably already know the one I mean already! Its always told by someone who says it was their friend and they always tell it with such morbid conviction that it must be true! (haha!) It goes like this:

"My friend once had a snake that wasn't eating and it kept getting out. They kept on waking up to find it stretched out beside them in bed, so they took it to the vet and the vet told them they should put it down because it was sizing them up....." PERLEASE!!!

Do you guys ever get that? Theres got to be some pretty good replies to tease people back about that! i.e like actually its more interested in devouring your soul



Lozzy
Sub Adult

United Kingdom
1556 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  16:21:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yep heard it a million times



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Isoldael
Yearling

Netherlands
999 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  16:39:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People ALWAYS tell me that. I wonder why people believe it. Do people actually think a snake is going to lay down besides a prey to size it up before striking? The prey will be LONG gone...

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Figs
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
3319 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  16:43:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hahaha! EVERY time someone new comes round and sees my snakes....
The worst was when my college tutor told the story, genuinely believing it (which in turn made me question the quality of the animal course she was teaching lol!)
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Rachel
Hatchling

United Kingdom
169 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  16:51:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ah yes, my friends new bloke told me the story, and warned me about my "highly poisonous" corn snake...
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GRBrett
Egg

United Kingdom
60 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  16:54:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
cracks me up :D My friend tells me everytime he sees me, so I tell him it happens because Tess (the snake) can't believe your shorter than her!



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Freddiesmum
Sub Adult

1083 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  17:05:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Always!

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Thorne Walker
Yearling

Canada
642 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  17:09:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
lol I'd like a dose of that...


I almost always get some variation on 'ugg... why?'

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Moppet
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
3315 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  17:58:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yup, had that quite a few times now. Just shows how little some people know about snakes. And physiology.

I always tell them the same thing. That a snake is physically incapable of eating an adult human because of the shape of their shoulders. Yes, even a huge snake *sigh*
They then normally follow with 'but I saw a program on telly where a huge snake ate a hippo!'. Yeeeeah, and? That's not a human shape. Besides, I've never seen a corn snake that big

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coxymk2
Sub Adult

United Kingdom
1245 Posts

Posted - 02/10/2012 :  19:27:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I feel really bad got told the story by a mate and told him it wasn't true. But then told him I nearly lost my arm to my cornsnakes just to shut him up. Unfortunately he still doesn't believe that I was winding him up. Always thought he was a bit thick. Lol

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Kath
Yearling

United Kingdom
697 Posts

Posted - 03/10/2012 :  10:36:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
lol yep my brother, his wife & my mum's friend at work have all mentioned this!

No wonder some folk have a weird reaction when you tell them you have a snake & snakes have a bad reputation when there's this rubbish going around....


Edited by - Kath on 03/10/2012 10:36:48
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SexyBear77
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
3796 Posts

Posted - 03/10/2012 :  11:40:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I got chatting to some guy on my lunch break yesterday, told him about my snakes, and sure enough "Yeahhhh, my friend had this boa, and it escaped........"

I laughed at him, much to my shame.

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