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Okeetee Mick
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2308 Posts |
 Posted - 23/08/2012 : 17:01:17
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Just finished Jury Service, will need more evidence to convict I'm afraid  |
0.1.0 Okeetee (Sookie) 0.1.0 Powder (Luna) 0.1.0 Bloodred (Arlene) 0.1.0 Caramel Stripe (Tara)
0.1.0 Ghost (Crystal) 0.1.0 Caramel (Jessica) 0.1.0 Lavender Stripe (Portia) 1.0.0 Platinum (Godric)
0.1.0 Thayers King (Lettie Mae) 0.1.0 Albino Blairs King (Lorena) 0.1.0 Russian Ratsnakes (Pam)
0.1.0 Korean Ratsnake (Katerina) 1.0.0 Russian Ratsnake (Lafayette)
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2012 : 18:08:32
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 omg! is it mean i sooooooooo laughed! thought Fester wasnt phsycho????????????????? |
     
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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coxymk2
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1245 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2012 : 19:04:23
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| Its only AB trying to get a bit of commission from elastoplast,the ikea fund must be running low lol |
0.0.1 ANERY (Liquorice)
0.0.1 CAROLINA (Bangle)
0.0.1 AMEL (Boozer)
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Thorne Walker
Yearling
Canada
642 Posts |
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Auld Baldy
Ikea's Pimp
United Kingdom
1619 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2012 : 20:11:13
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Mick, at the rate he's attacking I'll be able to send individual fingers and assorted miscellaneous bits of flesh to whoever wants a souvenir.
Thorne, Insecure!!! In-se-cure!! Ha-ha-ha-ha! He'd take on a ferkin charging bull. Either the original owner had him tranqued up on illegal chemicals and now he's doing cold turkey, funky gibbon ... or taken a chunk of some poor passing zombie out for a moonlight walk. I haven't ruled out the possibility of demonic possession yet. 
SBB, I'm starting to think that I have a better chance of survival if I moved into the Bates Motel. I wonder if that's where he was originally rescued from? He does have the habit of diving into his pyrex bowl afterwards to slosh off incriminating evidence of gore. .... Then I have to risk life and limb again to change the bloody water. 
Coxy, Alas, I am allergic to Elastoplast. The IKEA slush fund is actually healthier than I am at the moment. 
Here's a wee movie of him destroying the forensic evidence: (9MB QT download.) It's a wee bit dark but you can adjust the brightness in the A/V controls. Apologies for that but I was about to go into shock and wanted some evidence for you blood-thirsty lot!!
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/16008824/CSForum/Fester%20MBK/FesterSwim01.AVI
(Best to right click and save to download folder.)
Strange! I've just received an e-mail from some guy called Quentin Tarrantino?? He wants to discuss details of a screen-play for his latest gore fest with something other than homicidal gangsters, junkies or zombies.  |
1.0.0: Miami Normal: Taggart
0.0.1: Carolina Normal: Wee Woody
0.0.1: Grey Rat Snake: Mirkey
0.0.1: Amel Corn: Blaze
1.0.0: Carpet Python: Vambo
0.0.1: MBK: Fester
0.0.1: Florida King Snake : Rattler (Rattle & Hum)
0.0.1. California King Snake: El Diablo Diego
0.2.0 Tarantulas : Ermintrude & Euphemia. |
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coxymk2
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1245 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2012 : 20:22:25
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| I am the same with elastoplast. You might be in need of holy water,garlic,cross and a wooden stake soon lol |
0.0.1 ANERY (Liquorice)
0.0.1 CAROLINA (Bangle)
0.0.1 AMEL (Boozer)
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nusnakemum
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1612 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2012 : 20:51:14
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| thank you thank you for this post i know i should,nt be chucklin but i am - and please let Tarantino do the film could Gerrard Butler play the lead please........................? |
0.0.1 corn Ernest
0.1.0 leopard gecko Mrs T
1.0.0 anery Black Eyed Bill RIP Bill x
2.0.0 kids |
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Ell
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1640 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2012 : 21:17:02
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Aww they both look so innocent to!
My friends MBK is a lil wormy right now but he will have a nom if he's hungry :P
Its funny at the momment......XD |
 
1.0.0 Normal corn snake - Dusk
0.1.0 Strawberry Snow Stripe corn snake - Dawn
0.1.0 Harlequin Crested Gecko - Stickles
1.0.0 Sable Syrian Hamster - CoCo
0.1.0 Hognose snake - Truffles |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2012 : 21:25:13
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| That was amazing, all that movement, never once went out of dish, looked like intense game of 'snake' |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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Okeetee Mick
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2308 Posts |
Posted - 25/08/2012 : 11:52:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Auld Baldy
Mick, at the rate he's attacking I'll be able to send individual fingers and assorted miscellaneous bits of flesh to whoever wants a souvenir.
Lmao, ok guilty as charged. |
0.1.0 Okeetee (Sookie) 0.1.0 Powder (Luna) 0.1.0 Bloodred (Arlene) 0.1.0 Caramel Stripe (Tara)
0.1.0 Ghost (Crystal) 0.1.0 Caramel (Jessica) 0.1.0 Lavender Stripe (Portia) 1.0.0 Platinum (Godric)
0.1.0 Thayers King (Lettie Mae) 0.1.0 Albino Blairs King (Lorena) 0.1.0 Russian Ratsnakes (Pam)
0.1.0 Korean Ratsnake (Katerina) 1.0.0 Russian Ratsnake (Lafayette)
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Auld Baldy
Ikea's Pimp
United Kingdom
1619 Posts |
Posted - 25/08/2012 : 17:12:56
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I .... have a cunning plan.   |
1.0.0: Miami Normal: Taggart
0.0.1: Carolina Normal: Wee Woody
0.0.1: Grey Rat Snake: Mirkey
0.0.1: Amel Corn: Blaze
1.0.0: Carpet Python: Vambo
0.0.1: MBK: Fester
0.0.1: Florida King Snake : Rattler (Rattle & Hum)
0.0.1. California King Snake: El Diablo Diego
0.2.0 Tarantulas : Ermintrude & Euphemia. |
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Donnie
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3215 Posts |
Posted - 25/08/2012 : 17:58:25
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| Is it as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on and is now working for the U.N. at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning? |
1.1 Corns (Anery Stripe, Amel) 1.0 Rootbeer 0.2 Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 Zebra Jungle Carpet Python 1.0 50% Diamond Zebra Carpet Python |
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Okeetee Mick
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2308 Posts |
Posted - 25/08/2012 : 18:14:18
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quote:
Originally posted by Auld Baldy
I .... have a cunning plan.
Lol, love it  |
0.1.0 Okeetee (Sookie) 0.1.0 Powder (Luna) 0.1.0 Bloodred (Arlene) 0.1.0 Caramel Stripe (Tara)
0.1.0 Ghost (Crystal) 0.1.0 Caramel (Jessica) 0.1.0 Lavender Stripe (Portia) 1.0.0 Platinum (Godric)
0.1.0 Thayers King (Lettie Mae) 0.1.0 Albino Blairs King (Lorena) 0.1.0 Russian Ratsnakes (Pam)
0.1.0 Korean Ratsnake (Katerina) 1.0.0 Russian Ratsnake (Lafayette)
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Auld Baldy
Ikea's Pimp
United Kingdom
1619 Posts |
Posted - 25/08/2012 : 18:27:00
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Donnie, I taught that guy everything he knows about cunning.
I found inspiration for this particular cunning plan from extensive research and studying of the Great Gonzo.  |
1.0.0: Miami Normal: Taggart
0.0.1: Carolina Normal: Wee Woody
0.0.1: Grey Rat Snake: Mirkey
0.0.1: Amel Corn: Blaze
1.0.0: Carpet Python: Vambo
0.0.1: MBK: Fester
0.0.1: Florida King Snake : Rattler (Rattle & Hum)
0.0.1. California King Snake: El Diablo Diego
0.2.0 Tarantulas : Ermintrude & Euphemia. |
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Lozzy
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1556 Posts |
Posted - 25/08/2012 : 19:42:40
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Heheheheheheheheehehehe
That's all.......  |
0.1 CB10 Snow Cornsnake - Galaxy ~(Currently MIA)
1.0 CB11 Ultramel Anery Consnake -Orion
0.1 CB11 Lavender Cornsnake - Star
0.1 Leopard Gecko-Simo
1.1 Jack Russell-T.J and Harley (Minature)
1.1 Cats-Rascal and Dizzee
1.0 TB Horse-Mickey |
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Auld Baldy
Ikea's Pimp
United Kingdom
1619 Posts |
Posted - 25/08/2012 : 21:31:05
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YAH-Bloopering-Hoooooo! It worked! It worked! It worked!
The Great Cunning Gonzo Decoy Ploy fooled him! The big daft strap of Devil spawn is an idiot.
Oh! Leaping Joy. 10 intact digits. I could play a piano if I knew the right order of the notes. |
1.0.0: Miami Normal: Taggart
0.0.1: Carolina Normal: Wee Woody
0.0.1: Grey Rat Snake: Mirkey
0.0.1: Amel Corn: Blaze
1.0.0: Carpet Python: Vambo
0.0.1: MBK: Fester
0.0.1: Florida King Snake : Rattler (Rattle & Hum)
0.0.1. California King Snake: El Diablo Diego
0.2.0 Tarantulas : Ermintrude & Euphemia. |
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Razee
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2525 Posts |
Posted - 25/08/2012 : 21:58:13
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| It worked.. THIS time....he's just lulling you into false sense of security, biding his time... |
0.1.0 late CB10 Carolina corn snake - Bazilishka
1.0.0 CB11 Abbots Okeetee- Little Twiddler
1.0.0 CB11 Hypo corn- Sebastianek
1.0.0. CB14 Butter Motley - Squidwood
0.0.2 CB18 normal/ Okeetee yearlings Bunny and Lalalishka
0.0.1 hognose
0.1.0 stable cat
0.1.0 house cat |
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Auld Baldy
Ikea's Pimp
United Kingdom
1619 Posts |
Posted - 28/08/2012 : 00:22:08
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My secret weapon, a birthday present from Gonzo.
The buffet at the surprise birthday party:
The inspiration for the Cunning Plan:
The Finger Muncher Defence Kit birthday present:
Great party but Fester went in the huff because Vambo got the biggest mouse.
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1.0.0: Miami Normal: Taggart
0.0.1: Carolina Normal: Wee Woody
0.0.1: Grey Rat Snake: Mirkey
0.0.1: Amel Corn: Blaze
1.0.0: Carpet Python: Vambo
0.0.1: MBK: Fester
0.0.1: Florida King Snake : Rattler (Rattle & Hum)
0.0.1. California King Snake: El Diablo Diego
0.2.0 Tarantulas : Ermintrude & Euphemia. |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 28/08/2012 : 00:40:41
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| lmao and i thought i was crazy! |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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nusnakemum
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1612 Posts |
Posted - 28/08/2012 : 07:26:24
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| ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh my goodness my sides hurt ! |
0.0.1 corn Ernest
0.1.0 leopard gecko Mrs T
1.0.0 anery Black Eyed Bill RIP Bill x
2.0.0 kids |
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My new Kings. What have I got myself into?
