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 Posted - 22/09/2010 : 16:31:14
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A precocious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." 
***moved from Intros to General by GP*** |
Edited by - gingerpony on 23/09/2010 09:51:27 |
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herriotfan
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
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Posted - 22/09/2010 : 16:32:03
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| lmfao!!!!!!!!! |
Husband....Very Understanding!!! (Phil)
Son & Daughter (Kevin & Carol)
Granddaughter (Eva)
3.4.0 Cornsnakes Amel (Sidney) Caramel Stripe (Sultan) Amber (Cleo) Carolina (Phoebe) Anery Motley Stripe (Penny) Snow (Lily) Caramel (Holmes)
1.2.0 Royal Pythons(Peeps, Pandora & Pepsi)
1.0.0 Hognose (Hudson)
2.1.0 Dogs (Dillon, Alfie, Ellie)
0.1.0 Senegal Parrot (Peanut)
1.1.0 Bearded Dragons (Bonnie & Clyde)
1.0.0 Crested Geckos (Echo)
0.2.1 Hermanns Tortoises (Ebbie, Rosie & Twiglet)
0.1.0 Guinea Pig (Dolly-Pipsqueak)
0.1.9 Tarantulas (Poppy, Gypsy, Bumble, Insey Winsey, Sonic, Cookie, Raven, Fudge, Titch & Sox)
??? Foster animals
Location: Near Saffron Walden, Essex
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Sika
Hatchling
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Posted - 22/09/2010 : 16:39:35
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Great! What a vision - would have loved to see the shopkeeper's expression xD
Thanks for the laugh jayemsee! |
0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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rachiepotatoe
Hatchling
United Kingdom
393 Posts |
Posted - 22/09/2010 : 17:11:30
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HAHA that was funny !
But brings back bad memories of feeding rabbits to my python when I was little T_T my dad made me. |
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FiestaSTLou
Yearling
United Kingdom
556 Posts |
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 11:09:52
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| love it! haha |
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ryanred5
Hatchling
United Kingdom
254 Posts |
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 13:30:57
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| The same joke was on a thread I put on one of Ebays community forums lol. |
Best wishes
Catherine xx
0.1 Bloodred Cornsnake - Phoenix
1.0 Amel Cornsnake - Tango |
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smiffy89
Hatchling
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 13:36:19
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| top joke |
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drchino
Yearling
United Kingdom
660 Posts |
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 15:01:48
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haha thats great |
0.1.0 Izzy - Amber Motley Corn
0.2.0 White rats - Rose and Myra
0.0.1 Crested Gecko - Yoshi |
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Chuckle!!
