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| n/a |
Posted - 23/07/2009 : 21:26:47
need some good stories/jokes or what ever to cheer me up, am in a huge amount of pain feeling really low and just need cheering up by someone  |
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| Kellog |
Posted - 03/08/2009 : 22:47:40
How you doing today diesel? I'm on tramadol, clonazepam and full dosage of paracetamol, so have a lot of experience of pain killers in last 10 years - even been on methadone and morphine. Usually if you are getting side effects like hallucinations etc it means you are on too high a dose. I dont get any side effects, even when I was on a morphine dose that would have rendered my OH unconcious, cos none of the pain killers have touched my pain.
Cant you get your GP to understand how desperate you are - you need that op or better pain control NOW.
No jokes today, just prayers for you. xxx |
| lee2308 |
Posted - 31/07/2009 : 03:32:14
i been taking tramadol for about a year now for my back but have got used to them so every couple of weeks i go onto dihydrocodine then swap back when they stop working,you should ask your doc for those there qiute good. |
| n/a |
Posted - 30/07/2009 : 20:26:43
am nhs and that sounds about right for them |
| hillzi |
Posted - 30/07/2009 : 20:21:41
Indeed. hopefully they'll book you in quick, you NHS or private? Might be worth going private but money is an issue there...
when I got koed and concussed, I got an ambulance to hospital, I had to wait 30 minutes. felt like I was trippin' out. was terrible. I nearly fell of the bench a few times aswell... |
| solid |
Posted - 30/07/2009 : 20:20:27
why did the baker wash his hands?
because he needed a poo.....*waits* |
| n/a |
Posted - 30/07/2009 : 20:09:08
yeah but then its gonna be a case of how long am i gonna wait till they do the op, but hay its a start atleast |
| hillzi |
Posted - 30/07/2009 : 20:06:37
good made you smile 
well, knowing our better than 3 months though; eh
Keep ya chin up. |
| n/a |
Posted - 30/07/2009 : 19:54:53
lol thats a funny story hillzi
and thanks the great news to it is iv now got my app at the hospital the bad news its 3weeks away,
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| hillzi |
Posted - 30/07/2009 : 19:35:50
I still laugh at this to this day;
when I was younger and I lived with both parents; we came home from our dog walk with the dog, a failed guide dog. it was always dozey, it was scared of horses and cars which is why he failed. it was a big softy that,, er,, got a bit excited with his blanket even though he is neutured. he always ran around the house when you hype him up, run circles around up and down the stairs, knock everything flying while I laughed at him.. he sang when we got to the field he loves to ran around in!! the doggy whine thing which really cracks me up..
NOW.. he was watching next doors cat and walking at the same time, and then dopey walked straight into the pillar that held up our porch. he stopped looked startled at the pillar as if to say, where did you come from?!
I've been in lots of pain, both in rugby and boxing. Not fun. I thought when i got pushed over on tarmac, I was suffering concusion for a good 4-5 hours, and I couldn't eat, so ended up throwing up everywhere...
should be getting better then diesel. Being smashed in the jaw hurts enough, I know! |
| n/a |
Posted - 26/07/2009 : 11:18:04
iv tried heat packs and they dont help plus its a bit hard walking around with a hot water bottle on ya face.
the pain has eased up a bit the past few days enough so i can eat etc but still kills when i do |
| HannahB |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 23:52:14
i hope your pain eases up soon!
i dont know any jokes so cant really help there but will have a search about for you  |
| SexyBear77 |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 17:17:00
tramadol is lethal, I was on 2 tramadol, 2 voltarol and 2 paracetamol 4 times a day when my knee was really bad. Made me completely spaced out like I was really really really stoned, and I hated it! Took myself off it in the end and just limped alot lol. Can you put anything on your jaw like a willow bark compound or heat pack? |
| Kehhlyr |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 17:01:47
I regularly do that as well, but finding ones that wont cause offence is difficult sometimes. |
| Taz Devil |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 16:09:16
I only dropped on it about 12 months ago. And have used quotes from it for my Facebook profile ever since. |
| Kehhlyr |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 16:01:21
Of course that's one of the sites Taz.
I removed the site name from your post, due to the content of the site.
It's not for some people.
I can remember when it started, when we were posting as b3tans originally. |
| Taz Devil |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 15:38:22
quote:
Originally posted by Kehhlyr
The word 'Tsunami' is not in my phones' predictive text dictionary.
So if you ever get a text from me saying,
'Trumang!!!',
get the #### off the beach.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "bugg** off, you won't bring it back."
I treat my wife like a goddess...
I'm an atheist, so I ignore her.
Some people turn to God.
Me, I turn to vodka.
I don't see the difference; I'm still guided by a spirit.
My dad was driving my 7 year old daughter to school one day last week and beeped the horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "Ooops, I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Granddad."
He replied, "How did you know?"
She said, "Because you didn't say 'you idiot' afterwards."
Bet you visit the ********** site.
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When I die I want to die quietly in my sleep, just like my Grandad.
Not screaming and shouting like the rest of his passengers.
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I bought our lass a new chair for Christmas. I'm still waiting for her to plug it in.
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I went down to the local school playground to watch all the children screaming and shouting, and running around.
Well they didn't know I was only firing blanks.
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Our lass is so ugly she couldn't coax Quasimodo out of a burning shed.
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There I was laying in bed. A T-Rex hand puppet on one hand and a Triceratops on the other, a big box of tissues and a bottle of lube.... Well how silly did I feel when the video started and it was Walking With Dinosaurs....
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| Mick |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:43:22
made me laff
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| n/a |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:26:48
they are useless and they making me sick, and nt yet and i hope i dont that would just freak me out, and iv read that once even put a joke on there once, |
| Kehhlyr |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:21:54
quote:
Originally posted by diesel
am taking tramadol
You had any hallucinations yet?? I had them when i was on tramadol.
My missus is still on them though. I only had to take mine for a couple weeks, she's been on them for ages and says they're useless now.
Also have a read of the 'why do farts smell' thread.
http://www.thecornsnake.co.uk/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2189
Some of the answers on that thread are hidden, so you need to highlight the text to find the answer.
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| Kehhlyr |
Posted - 24/07/2009 : 13:18:51
The word 'Tsunami' is not in my phones' predictive text dictionary.
So if you ever get a text from me saying,
'Trumang!!!',
get the #### off the beach.
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "bugg** off, you won't bring it back."
I treat my wife like a goddess...
I'm an atheist, so I ignore her.
Some people turn to God.
Me, I turn to vodka.
I don't see the difference; I'm still guided by a spirit.
My dad was driving my 7 year old daughter to school one day last week and beeped the horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "Ooops, I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Granddad."
He replied, "How did you know?"
She said, "Because you didn't say 'you idiot' afterwards."
That'll do for now.
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