| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Dancross0 |
Posted - 25/07/2012 : 22:50:32
Once upon a time, there were 3 boas that lived in a cottage in the woods.
Baby boa, Mummy boa and Daddy boa.
Goldilocks visited their cottage one day when they were out hunting for dinner.
She did a number of things that were stupid - eating defrost rodents that were too hot, too cold and just right. Soaking in a water bowl that was too big, too small and just right.
Eventually she went to bed finding the one that was just right - when she woke she found Mummy boa lying next to her - she jumped up and ran out of the house and ran home as fast as she could.
When Goldilocks told her mum what had happened, her mum said it is a good job you woke when you did as that boa was sizing you up for it's next meal.
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Good night folks. |
| 6 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| nickyff |
Posted - 26/07/2012 : 22:37:29
LAFFS |
| Lozzy |
Posted - 26/07/2012 : 10:20:59
Haha brilliant! |
| paulie78 |
Posted - 26/07/2012 : 09:12:36
Lmfao Dan brilliant!! |
| nusnakemum |
Posted - 26/07/2012 : 08:05:46
ha ha think my little pre school people might enjoy that one !! |
| scottishbluebird |
Posted - 25/07/2012 : 23:30:49
LMAO ur crazy!!!!! |
| lupi lou |
Posted - 25/07/2012 : 22:59:17
lmao, think thats an improvment on the orginal tale :-p |
