Once upon a time, there were 3 boas that lived in a cottage in the woods.
Baby boa, Mummy boa and Daddy boa.
Goldilocks visited their cottage one day when they were out hunting for dinner.
She did a number of things that were stupid - eating defrost rodents that were too hot, too cold and just right. Soaking in a water bowl that was too big, too small and just right.
Eventually she went to bed finding the one that was just right - when she woke she found Mummy boa lying next to her - she jumped up and ran out of the house and ran home as fast as she could.
When Goldilocks told her mum what had happened, her mum said it is a good job you woke when you did as that boa was sizing you up for it's next meal.
and you thought there was no such thing as a stupid question....
1.2.0 corns: captain haddock, sharon the tiddler and Darling Debbie. plus 0.2.0 cali kings: spot and Numpty... not forgetting the delightful Miss Lovely-Gonzalez-La-Poop apricot pueblan milk snake, and we all miss the Lodger who thought he was a cobra....
A nice story...
Posted - 25/07/2012 : 22:50:32
