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lotabob Posted - 20/10/2010 : 23:37:06
baby snake - (crying) 'Mummy, am I venomous'?

Mummy snake - 'No son'

baby snake - 'Oh thank goodness, I just bit my lip'.


***edited title by GP***
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Sika Posted - 21/10/2010 : 16:39:50
What do you call your cornsnakes discarded sheds?

*Cornflakes* :D
Brookestar Posted - 21/10/2010 : 16:18:02
haha so bad you have to giggle
drchino Posted - 21/10/2010 : 15:29:40
Time for some bad snake jokes then!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.


Sika Posted - 21/10/2010 : 11:22:36
Haha so cute xD
Katie.Dublin Posted - 21/10/2010 : 02:16:15
Yes!! that was my best attempt after procrastinating briefly on the best way to approach it. Glad ya got my meaning lol
Kehhlyr Posted - 21/10/2010 : 02:08:08
quote:
Originally posted by Katie.Dublin

.................badum dum *symbols*!



Were you looking for this: badum-tish
Katie.Dublin Posted - 20/10/2010 : 23:58:57
.................badum dum *symbols*!
a33272 Posted - 20/10/2010 : 23:58:53
lol

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