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lotabob
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
4334 Posts

Posted - 20/10/2010 :  23:37:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
baby snake - (crying) 'Mummy, am I venomous'?

Mummy snake - 'No son'

baby snake - 'Oh thank goodness, I just bit my lip'.


***edited title by GP***

Anery Corn snake SPOT. Royal Python, DUKE. Hogg Island Boa, SANKE. Albino House Snake, HAL.
Harlequin Crested Gecko HARLEY
Albino Horned Frog WAKA
Chilean Rose Tarantula TRIXIE. Brazilian Salmon Pink Bird-eating Tarantula SAM. Orange Baboon Tarantula BORIS.
Giant Asian Forest Scorpion, SALLY.
Giant African Land Snails, SHELDON & MICHELLE.
Budwing Mantis, MAIA
Dubia Roach Colony. Silkworm Colony. Mealworm Colony. Waxworm Colony. Fruit Beetle Colony.

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Edited by - gingerpony on 21/10/2010 07:30:55

a33272
our battery charger

United Kingdom
3063 Posts

Posted - 20/10/2010 :  23:58:53  Show Profile  Visit a33272's Homepage  Send a33272 an AOL message  Click to see a33272's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
lol



0.1.0 creamsicle corn-Marmalade
1.0.0 jungle carpet python-Bumble
1.0.0 corn Casper

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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult

Ireland
1560 Posts

Posted - 20/10/2010 :  23:58:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
.................badum dum *symbols*!


0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן

United Kingdom
8173 Posts

Posted - 21/10/2010 :  02:08:08  Show Profile  Visit Kehhlyr's Homepage  Click to see Kehhlyr's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Katie.Dublin

.................badum dum *symbols*!



Were you looking for this: badum-tish

-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon

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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult

Ireland
1560 Posts

Posted - 21/10/2010 :  02:16:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes!! that was my best attempt after procrastinating briefly on the best way to approach it. Glad ya got my meaning lol


0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog
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Sika
Hatchling

350 Posts

Posted - 21/10/2010 :  11:22:36  Show Profile  Visit Sika's Homepage  Click to see Sika's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Haha so cute xD

0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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drchino
Yearling

United Kingdom
660 Posts

Posted - 21/10/2010 :  15:29:40  Show Profile  Visit drchino's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Time for some bad snake jokes then!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.




0.1.0 Izzy - Amber Motley Corn
0.2.0 White rats - Rose and Myra
0.0.1 Crested Gecko - Yoshi
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Brookestar
Fully Grown Corn

United Kingdom
2361 Posts

Posted - 21/10/2010 :  16:18:02  Show Profile  Click to see Brookestar's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
haha so bad you have to giggle
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Sika
Hatchling

350 Posts

Posted - 21/10/2010 :  16:39:50  Show Profile  Visit Sika's Homepage  Click to see Sika's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
What do you call your cornsnakes discarded sheds?

*Cornflakes* :D

0.1 Corn snake - Motley Sunglow (Aia)
1.0 Hognose - normal (Vitus)
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