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Posted - 22/09/2010 : 16:31:14 A precocious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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drchino
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 15:01:48 haha thats great
smiffy89
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 13:36:19 top joke
ryanred5
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 13:30:57 The same joke was on a thread I put on one of Ebays community forums lol.
FiestaSTLou
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 11:09:52 love it! haha
rachiepotatoe
Posted - 22/09/2010 : 17:11:30 HAHA that was funny ! But brings back bad memories of feeding rabbits to my python when I was little T_T my dad made me.
Sika
Posted - 22/09/2010 : 16:39:35 Great! What a vision - would have loved to see the shopkeeper's expression xD Thanks for the laugh jayemsee!