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Posted - 22/09/2010 : 16:31:14
A precocious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." 
***moved from Intros to General by GP*** |
| 7 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| drchino |
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 15:01:48
haha thats great |
| smiffy89 |
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 13:36:19
top joke |
| ryanred5 |
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 13:30:57
The same joke was on a thread I put on one of Ebays community forums lol. |
| FiestaSTLou |
Posted - 23/09/2010 : 11:09:52
love it! haha |
| rachiepotatoe |
Posted - 22/09/2010 : 17:11:30
HAHA that was funny !
But brings back bad memories of feeding rabbits to my python when I was little T_T my dad made me. |
| Sika |
Posted - 22/09/2010 : 16:39:35
Great! What a vision - would have loved to see the shopkeeper's expression xD
Thanks for the laugh jayemsee! |
| herriotfan |
Posted - 22/09/2010 : 16:32:03
lmfao!!!!!!!!! |
