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| misspiggy18 |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 20:01:36
my darling cat jayda brings me leaves as presents and puts them by my feet all the time but today she brought me a feather i thought cute ( she has in the past brought me a shuttle cock and a mcdonalds milkshake lid complete with straw) well i go downstairs to find a massacerd pigeon feather and blood all over the place as of yet i still aint fount the body so im on the look out  |
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| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 29/08/2010 : 10:22:36
quote:
Originally posted by ryanred5
Our male cat Zazoo loves catching birds and mice.
Before now we have got up to birds flapping round the kitchen as hes brought them in but hasn't killed them. The biggest bird he has brought in was a Magpie, how on earth he got it through the cat flap, god only knows.
A few years ago he kept bringing us baby mice, every day we had them in the kitchen or outside the back door till one day he brought us 2 adults, we guessed that they were the parents of the babies.
In contrast, our other cat Jasmine doesn't kill anything. She tends to nick food, the best one was many years ago, she sneaked into next door's kitchen and nicked a brisket joint that was cooling on the worktop, all we heard from the garden was our neighbour shouting at the cat as she legged it down the garden and disappeared over the fence.
Guess what we had for tea (I had cooked pork chops)?
Ruddy cats!!!!
LOL! My George (the one who looked like the Beast of Bodmin) was actually chased down the field by a pair of magpies - mind you, knowing him, he'd been after their nest and got his just deserts ...
My present cats were virtually abandoned and had to scavenge and hunt much of the time before they discovered the 'drop in centre' (my cellar window.) They immediately decided to put their old life behind them and eat nothing but PROPER catfood and tuna (to this day they will not eat cold chicken scraps.) But they still did a bit of scavenging for fun, and one day I found a large chicken joint in the front room, cooked, and with only a nibble out of it.
But a joint of brisket ...she must be one hefty cat! Love it! LOL! |
| ryanred5 |
Posted - 29/08/2010 : 06:28:12
Our male cat Zazoo loves catching birds and mice.
Before now we have got up to birds flapping round the kitchen as hes brought them in but hasn't killed them. The biggest bird he has brought in was a Magpie, how on earth he got it through the cat flap, god only knows.
A few years ago he kept bringing us baby mice, every day we had them in the kitchen or outside the back door till one day he brought us 2 adults, we guessed that they were the parents of the babies.
In contrast, our other cat Jasmine doesn't kill anything. She tends to nick food, the best one was many years ago, she sneaked into next door's kitchen and nicked a brisket joint that was cooling on the worktop, all we heard from the garden was our neighbour shouting at the cat as she legged it down the garden and disappeared over the fence.
Guess what we had for tea (I had cooked pork chops)?
Ruddy cats!!!! |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 21:23:28
LOL
Yup - all in the best possible taste! |
| n/a |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 21:19:19
forgot on most forums you cant swear,,,, poozu it is lol,,, and kenny everret was a genius |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 19:14:58
quote:
Originally posted by sydsnot2002
dont about cats being weird,, the other halfs ****zu hunts and kills snails,
LOL! LOL!
The mods have done it again!!!
You're supposed to say, genteelly, POOzu!
OMG I'm going to be giggling all night now!
And love the name, sydsnot ... LOL |
| n/a |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 19:04:02
dont about cats being weird,, the other halfs ****zu hunts and kills snails, |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 18:37:31
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Originally posted by Sta~ple
quote:
Originally posted by BurnedAtTheStake
Aww Sta~ple, don't soak your cats!
No matter how well fed they are, they will like to hunt - it's their nature!
When I lived in the country I had a 3/4 Siamese named George, who looked exactly like the Beast of Bodmin. He used to go hunting in the fields behind the house, but I had him trained. As he walked along the high garden fence with some hapless beastie clutched in his jaws, I would say: 'George. Is that dead?'
Crunch!
'Now it is,' said George.
I think the worst was when he came in one evening and said, OwwOwwOwwww! Which meant -
George, are you going to be sick?
OwwOwwOwwwwOwOw!
Whole nest of pigeon fledglings. Beaks and eyes ...
It's their nature ...
But's it's my nature to soak them with water pistols...
Hmmm.... I once knew of a Siamese stud who used to soak people with his own little water pistol ... |
| Sta~ple |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 18:22:36
quote:
Originally posted by BurnedAtTheStake
Aww Sta~ple, don't soak your cats!
No matter how well fed they are, they will like to hunt - it's their nature!
When I lived in the country I had a 3/4 Siamese named George, who looked exactly like the Beast of Bodmin. He used to go hunting in the fields behind the house, but I had him trained. As he walked along the high garden fence with some hapless beastie clutched in his jaws, I would say: 'George. Is that dead?'
Crunch!
'Now it is,' said George.
I think the worst was when he came in one evening and said, OwwOwwOwwww! Which meant -
George, are you going to be sick?
OwwOwwOwwwwOwOw!
Whole nest of pigeon fledglings. Beaks and eyes ...
It's their nature ...
But's it's my nature to soak them with water pistols... |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 10:37:18
Nah, you wouldn't do that, Kehhlyr, bet you're a big softy!
And if anyone did try to do that, I reckon the cat would win!
(You think about getting a cat to do what it doesn't want to and you'll agree!) |
| Kehhlyr |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 02:02:53
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Originally posted by BurnedAtTheStake
Aww Sta~ple, don't soak your cats!
I totally agree with this.
Just put smarties tubes on their legs and make them walk like robots instead. MUCH funnier.
Deny all knowledge when the neighbours ask if you know why their cat has smarties tubes on it's legs though.
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| crazy JJ |
Posted - 28/08/2010 : 00:31:50
my eldest cat hunts leaves... she pokes her head out the cat flap and eyes up the leaves going past... so cute.. i can handle that lol
as 4 ma other one she hunts anything that moves but she has only ever given me mice and perfectly alive birds once i had to explain to my boss that i had a bird in the house and had to let it out hence i was late... but i didnt expect it as there was no feathers anywhere although i did wonder y the kitchen was a mess lol but then i went into the living room and there it was the bird was flying towards ma head lol :D
normally there is feathers and abit of blood :/ |
| NikkiLian |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 22:50:19
my cat steals socks from the kids bedrooms and leaves them in a neat little pile at the bottom of the stairs, kept telling the kids off for leaving their clothes lying around til i caught the cat in the act! |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 22:04:49
Aww Sta~ple, don't soak your cats!
No matter how well fed they are, they will like to hunt - it's their nature!
When I lived in the country I had a 3/4 Siamese named George, who looked exactly like the Beast of Bodmin. He used to go hunting in the fields behind the house, but I had him trained. As he walked along the high garden fence with some hapless beastie clutched in his jaws, I would say: 'George. Is that dead?'
Crunch!
'Now it is,' said George.
I think the worst was when he came in one evening and said, OwwOwwOwwww! Which meant -
George, are you going to be sick?
OwwOwwOwwwwOwOw!
Whole nest of pigeon fledglings. Beaks and eyes ...
It's their nature ... |
| Sta~ple |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 21:50:51
That's why I hate cats :/ I either make mine fat so they can't catch animals or I soak them with the super soaker if they are looking suspicious or bring me anything dead.
BAT's, I know what you mean, they really do scream frogs! |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 21:07:53
OOOOOOHHHH! Special K!
You've been at it again with your highly trained gremlins!!! |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 20:51:38
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Originally posted by drchino
aww thats well cute! I also like how shuttlec0ck got bleeped out!
LOL - I love that, always makes me laugh!
(The pussycat brought in a cockatiel feather ...)
See what I mean? |
| herriotfan |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 20:46:41
Awwww, bless. Been there, done that!!!!!  |
| drchino |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 20:39:52
aww thats well cute! I also like how shuttlec0ck got bleeped out! |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 20:32:54
Cats! About 35 years ago I saw a few of mine crouched in front of the phone table, from behind which came screams I was sure were being made by a giant rat. I investigated - very cautiously, and found - a tiny frog!
At about the same time I was in the kitchen one night, barefoot, and ... scrunch. I trod on something. A very large worm. WTF? At the same time one of my cats asked to go out, then asked to come back in, and ... scrunch! Another large worm underfoot ... ewww. Then cat asked to go out again. This time I followed him, and caught him prising a third large worm out of the paving ...
Cats!! |
| HannahB |
Posted - 27/08/2010 : 20:21:53
arent cats delightful |
