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Screensize: 640 x 480 800 x 600 1024 x 768 1280 x 1024 UserName: Password: Format Mode: Basic  Help  Prompt  Format: Font Andale Mono Arial Arial Black Book Antiqua Century Gothic Comic Sans MS Courier New Georgia Impact Lucida Console Script MT Bold Stencil Tahoma Times New Roman Trebuchet MS Verdana   Size 1 2 3 4 5 6   Color Black Red Yellow Pink Green Orange Purple Blue Beige Brown Teal Navy Maroon LimeGreen Message: * HTML is OFF * Forum Code is ON Smilies [quote][i]Originally posted by hiper2009[/i] [br]My snake was very thin and sick , so I took it to the vet. The vet took a quick look and said, Sorry, your snake is going to die, that will be £20. I said is that all I get for £20 ? He took the snake over to a floppy-eared rabbit, and the rabbit pointed his ears straigt up to the ceiling ... He took it to a Black Labrador dog, and the dog stuck out his tongue and shook its head ... He took it to a cat, the cat opened her eyes very wide and then shook its head violently ... He said, "That will be £350..... £50 for the second opinion, £75 for Lab tests and £225 for the CAT scan. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] ----------------- What would you get if you crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa ! ----------------- Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up ! ----------------- What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent ! ----------------- What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer ! ----------------- What subject are snakes good at in school ? Hiss-tory ! ----------------- What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake ! ----------------- Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other ! ----------------- Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull ! ----------------- What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze ! ----------------- Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's ! ----------------- What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ? Wait till he's finished ! ----------------- Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues ! ----------------- What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor ! ----------------- What do snakes write at the bottom of their letters ? With Love and Hisses ! ----------------- What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters ! ----------------- What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin ! ----------------- What did the python say to the viper ? I've got a crush on you ! [red]Credits : [/red] http://www.reptileallsorts.com/snakejokes.htm [/quote]   Check here to include your profile signature.