| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| hiper2009 |
Posted - 07/08/2010 : 21:55:43
My snake was very thin and sick , so I took it to the vet.
The vet took a quick look and said, Sorry, your snake
is going to die, that will be £20. I said is that all I get for £20 ?
He took the snake over to a floppy-eared rabbit, and the rabbit
pointed his ears straigt up to the ceiling ...
He took it to a Black Labrador dog, and the dog stuck out his
tongue and shook its head ...
He took it to a cat, the cat opened her eyes very wide and then
shook its head violently ...
He said, "That will be £350..... £50 for the second opinion, £75
for Lab tests and £225 for the CAT scan.
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What would you get if you crossed a new born snake with
a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !
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Why did the python do national service ?
He was coiled up !
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What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent !
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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
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What subject are snakes good at in school ?
Hiss-tory !
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What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake !
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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !
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Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no legs to pull !
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What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Squeeze !
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's !
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What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Wait till he's finished !
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Why can't you trust snakes ?
They speak with forked tongues !
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
A boa constructor !
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What do snakes write at the bottom of their letters ?
With Love and Hisses !
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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Fang letters !
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What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !
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What did the python say to the viper ?
I've got a crush on you !
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| 7 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| BurnedAtTheStake |
Posted - 08/08/2010 : 14:37:16
First snake keeper: I've got lots of corns!
Second snake keeper: Well, stop wearing those stilettos, dear! |
| crazy JJ |
Posted - 08/08/2010 : 00:49:08
defo put a smile on my face anyways :)
yup i cud just imagine that happening at a vets lol :D :P |
| eeji |
Posted - 08/08/2010 : 00:13:34
the mad thing is though, at some vets thats probably how it happens! :D |
| hillzi |
Posted - 07/08/2010 : 23:07:04
Heard them all before!  |
| lee2308 |
Posted - 07/08/2010 : 23:03:27
Too late,most of been posted already,tut pinching my vet joke(which i nicked) lol http://www.thecornsnake.co.uk/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2189&whichpage=2&SearchTerms=black,labrador |
| hiper2009 |
Posted - 07/08/2010 : 22:06:01
quote:
Originally posted by kdlang
lol. made me smile - cant be bad lol
Came accross this and it made me chukkle xD |
| kdlang |
Posted - 07/08/2010 : 22:02:11
lol. made me smile - cant be bad lol |
