If only. They will ruin a perfectly tidy room in seconds then cry on cue when you ask them to tidy up. As for eating. One week they love spaghetti bol the next week it's like getting them to eat dog poo. Dont like that. You liked it last week. Well that was last week. Ahhh Wish they where like a proper snake and just ate the same thing week in week out. Freezer would look good just full of mice and rats.
Now come on,at least SOMEONE must had fun trying to make them? although as I remember the whole 'hatching' part was quite tedious and somewhat uncomfortable -laying eggs then incubating them would make more sense. You may find a wonderful place called 'School' near you -they are all over the place-you can usually send them there from about 8.30am through to 3.00pm ish,some 'Schools'have after hours clubs too BUT you will need to have them with you ALL weekend,bank holidays and most of the summer! Still some respite is better than none. Be aware;'Schools'will try to wheedle monies out of you-devious things such as 'Fairs'(UNfairs)'Raffles' and all manner of conniving Maybe the keeping them in a viv/rehoming is not such a bad idea........