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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 28/06/2011 : 09:30:34
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What sort of tiles cant you do a bathroom with?...REPTILES!
What do you call a snake that is trying to be a bird?..A feather boa!
What kind of snake is usefull on your windscreen?...A Viper!
Why did the viper want to be a corn snake?...He got the coiling!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a snake?..A jumprope!
Hope there were more smiles than groans! |
     
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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ntbryenton-rochard
Hatchling
165 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2011 : 09:58:26
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| Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?..... Someone else’s ! |
 
1.2.0 kids (Joshua-14, Katie-6 Holly-3)
1.0.0 Corn snake (Amazon-16 months)
1.0.0 Whites tree frog (Froggy-unknown age but owned for 3 years)
0.1.0 Dog (Sophie-11 years)
1.0.0 Cat (Charlie-9 years)
1.0.0 Guineapig (Rox-8 months)
0.1.0 Rabbit (Snowball-3 years) |
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ntbryenton-rochard
Hatchling
165 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2011 : 10:54:59
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| Found a good trouser snake one but I didn't dare post it! |
1.2.0 kids (Joshua-14, Katie-6 Holly-3)
1.0.0 Corn snake (Amazon-16 months)
1.0.0 Whites tree frog (Froggy-unknown age but owned for 3 years)
0.1.0 Dog (Sophie-11 years)
1.0.0 Cat (Charlie-9 years)
1.0.0 Guineapig (Rox-8 months)
0.1.0 Rabbit (Snowball-3 years) |
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2011 : 10:55:41
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Another joke thread, woo.
I got emailed this about 2 weeks ago:
There was this troupe of dancers that travelled around the country dancing in clubs and theatres. They were called the Steppers.
At one club, the Steppers did such a good job of pulling in patrons that the management gave them all the drinks they could drink after the show.
Well, they all got plastered and were having a big party. When it came time to get on their bus to travel to the next town, they did not want to stop partying, so they just moved the party to the bus. As they rode down the highway, you could here their yelling, singing, and laughing for miles.
At a house along that very highway, there lived a family that had a pet snake. It was a viper, and it's name was Peter.
That night, Peter Viper was asleep in his snake house in the back yard. Suddenly, he was awakened by a loud racket. It was the bus carrying the Steppers still having their party.
But Peter didn't know that. In his confusion, he thought he was back in deep dark Africa being pursued by Pygmies. He slithered out of his snake house, headed across the yard as fast as he could, and crossed the highway just in front of the bus.
The bus driver, who was a little sleepy, saw Peter Viper in the road, and mistook him for a giant log. He swerved, and the bus landed in the ditch, drunk Steppers lying everywhere.
The next day, the headline in the paper read: "Peter Viper wrecks a truck of pickled Steppers."
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Originally posted by ntbryenton-rochard
Found a good trouser snake one but I didn't dare post it!
The Erectus Trouserius one?? |
-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon
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ntbryenton-rochard
Hatchling
165 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2011 : 15:47:52
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A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free. But then he felt sorry for the snake. He looked around the boat, but he had no food. All he had was a bottle of bourbon.
So he opened the bottle and gave the snake a few shots. The snake went off happy, the frog was happy, and the man was happy to have performed such good deeds. He thought everything was great until about ten minutes passed and he heard something knock against the side of the boat. With stunned disbelief, the fisherman looked down and saw the snake was back with two frogs!
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1.2.0 kids (Joshua-14, Katie-6 Holly-3)
1.0.0 Corn snake (Amazon-16 months)
1.0.0 Whites tree frog (Froggy-unknown age but owned for 3 years)
0.1.0 Dog (Sophie-11 years)
1.0.0 Cat (Charlie-9 years)
1.0.0 Guineapig (Rox-8 months)
0.1.0 Rabbit (Snowball-3 years) |
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scottishbluebird
it is all my fault
United Kingdom
8403 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2011 : 15:58:57
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| See made me smile, Kehhlyr kinda the point of the thread! for people like me who need a smile every now and then, although you didnt need to do a joke, you could just have posted the pic where your little hoggie was chomping on a big rats ear, that really made me smile! |
0.1.0 Corn - Kellogs
1.0.0 Hognose - Storm
0.1.0 Staffy - Lyla
1.0.0 Spaffy(staffy x springer)-Spyro
1.0.0 Ferret - Peanut R.I.P
0.1.0 Crestie - Fudge. Wish List - Pygmy hedgehog. Tropiocolotes |
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ntbryenton-rochard
Hatchling
165 Posts |
Posted - 28/06/2011 : 17:31:48
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The Erectus Trouserius one??
Thats the one. 'Most venomous snake'. Was worried some people may take offence so I didn't post it but it made me smile. |
1.2.0 kids (Joshua-14, Katie-6 Holly-3)
1.0.0 Corn snake (Amazon-16 months)
1.0.0 Whites tree frog (Froggy-unknown age but owned for 3 years)
0.1.0 Dog (Sophie-11 years)
1.0.0 Cat (Charlie-9 years)
1.0.0 Guineapig (Rox-8 months)
0.1.0 Rabbit (Snowball-3 years) |
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Add to this,make someone smile!
