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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
 Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:14:49
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Hugo just pooed.... On my ENGLISH HOMEWORK!! I'm not even joking! "sorry miss I haven't got my homework with me, my snake **** on it!"
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0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog |
Edited by - gingerpony on 19/09/2010 18:06:26 |
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herriotfan
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
5853 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:18:31
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quote:
Originally posted by Katie.Dublin
Hugo just pooed.... On my ENGLISH HOMEWORK!! I'm not even joking! "sorry miss I haven't got my homework with me, my snake **** on it!"
lmfao 
***edited for language in quote by GP*** |
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:20:33
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| Soooo not funny! Haha as if writing one essay on William Wordsworth's LONGEST poem wasn't enough! But I suppose that's what I get for letting the snakes help me with homework. |
0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog |
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smiffy89
Hatchling
United Kingdom
342 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:30:07
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rachiepotatoe
Hatchling
United Kingdom
393 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:42:04
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HAHAHA
Bad luck xD
Take the paper in with you, and tell her to sniff it if she doesnt believe you !!!! |
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lizzyd
Egg
United Kingdom
72 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:42:17
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| Hahaahahhahaha that really is funny. x |
1.1.0 Classic corns
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drchino
Yearling
United Kingdom
660 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 22:41:43
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| haha I should have used that excuse at school! |
0.1.0 Izzy - Amber Motley Corn
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0.0.1 Crested Gecko - Yoshi |
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Posted - 16/09/2010 : 22:43:36
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| I got to use the my mom recycled it alot as she actually did reapeatedly recycle my homework! |
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 23:15:21
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| BaneLupine i am USING that :D |
0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
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Posted - 16/09/2010 : 23:21:40
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| Its works because your teacher will have to phone up your mother or parent and possibly embrass the parent as well as themselves to check your excuse which will stop them doing so. :D Good luck. An eco excuse. Or you write one piece of paper out and then get a shredder, shred half of it and shred some preformed fake homework basically copy and paste pages of information and shred them then bring it to school in a plastic bag and dump it on the teachers desk leaving the half filled sheet on top so your teacher believe it. Just say there was an accident. |
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 23:51:51
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| That sounds like a lot more effort than actually doing the homework though! My personal favourite is the, I left it at home, excuse! It never fails really! |
0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog |
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lizzyd
Egg
United Kingdom
72 Posts |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 23:58:11
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My kids favourite is...can you write me a note?
Hasnt worked so far...they will learn eventually.
Although i have written a note once that said....
"G didnt do his homework because he is a lazy git who couldnt be ****d to do it"
Hehehehe...wasnt handed in. :0) |
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 01:04:13
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I was NOT gonna be bringing in the second page of my essay covered in snake s**t! It was quite a generous amount too... :p I just re-wrote that page and then dumped (scuse the pun) the original!
Hugo is in the bad books now though! |
0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
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crazy JJ
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2326 Posts |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 01:08:52
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| hahahahahhahhahahaha lol :) have to say i used alot of excuses but never that one haha :D :D |
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r.i.p to the lil ones that i and mummy have lost recently |
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kdlang
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3556 Posts |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 02:15:07
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| Oh so funny although it's not really when you have to do it all again. |
4.1.0 corns - Izzy (Carolina) Alice (Amel) Peanut (Butter Motley) Swayze (Ghost) Carmellia (Butter Motley)
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Kellog
the nice one
United Kingdom
7308 Posts |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 04:56:26
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Oh Katie, that really did make me smile....especially the thought of you taking the essay in to prove to the teacher that you are telling the truth  !
An essay on William Wordsworth's longest poem is bad enough, let alone having to remember and rewrite it all....I hope you made notes!
Major lesson for the day - dont get help with your homework, especially from your snake  !
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FiestaSTLou
Yearling
United Kingdom
556 Posts |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 09:34:30
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| He obviously showed u what he thought of that poem :d |
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Katie.Dublin
Sub Adult
Ireland
1560 Posts |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 20:48:31
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Kellog....Thanks for the sympathy! But I had no notes! I was forced to leave the sheet on my desk (full of ****) till I had transcribed it all!
As for the rest of you.... I'm glad you found my misfortune so amusing! Sadists lol :p
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0.1 normal (Miami) - Hugo
0.1 hypo Motley - Spunky
0.1 MBK - Tequila. RIP
Horses, bearded dragons, a red tailed boa constrictor, a tortoise, a cat and a dog |
Edited by - gingerpony on 19/09/2010 18:11:07 |
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Sta~ple
qeeun speler
United Kingdom
6129 Posts |
Posted - 19/09/2010 : 16:26:03
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Lol awww when you gotta go, you gotta go! I would have tried to use the excuse though :p she what the reaction was lol. Maybe he was trying to hint that you could do better? lol
I know what you mean about teachers though phoning parents up to check the excuse, I once lost my homework to the budgie, told the teachers and she didn't believe me so she rang my mum. My mum then proceeded to tell her everything the budgie has eaten, including pants and socks. |
  
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hiper2009
Banned
United Kingdom
2197 Posts |
Posted - 20/09/2010 : 13:18:45
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Classic haha , i have not been poo'd on yet i had a near miss though i saw it coming so i move the snakey to the floor instead of me lol  |
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Stupid ****** snake!!
