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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 10/09/2010 : 21:21:13
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OOOOOOooooohhh, quiet tonight, isn't it?
Well, Friday night. All the students cutting loose after first school week. All the parents ditto, maybe.
Anybody out there?
If there isn't, going to have to start telling jokes - my painful duty, but I will, I will ... you have been warned! |
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rachiepotatoe
Hatchling
United Kingdom
393 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 21:32:42
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I think you should start telling jokes anyway
and, all the students havn't gone out, they all stayed in to watch Eastenders. seriously.
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 21:38:48
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 Eastenders!!! What's with students these days???
Deeply and seriously horrified by the younger generation ... |
Edited by - BurnedAtTheStake on 10/09/2010 21:39:47 |
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rachiepotatoe
Hatchling
United Kingdom
393 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 21:44:21
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I too despise todays younger generation. Being only 19, this doesn't make me popular.
I think I was destined to be like a 70 year old man ... |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 21:55:17
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Originally posted by rachiepotatoe
I too despise todays younger generation. Being only 19, this doesn't make me popular.
I think I was destined to be like a 70 year old man ...
Aww, no ....I don't despise them - just want them to have a better time than I did - was just in process of changing my sig - as you will see.
You sound rather disillusioned, if you don't mind me saying so - is it tactless of me to ask why? (You don't need to reply - only being a nosy old bat!) |
Edited by - BurnedAtTheStake on 10/09/2010 22:07:45 |
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Tiffany-x
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1189 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 21:59:34
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Aww, BATS you are funny! Id like to hear some jokes darlinnn'! :P Hehe, to say how sh*t today is Im feeling quite relaxed since I went to see my grandpa. I hope everyone else is having a lovely evening! :)
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:07:12
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Hi, Tiffany, keeping the jokes in reserve for if things get really dire ... if you should read the jokes you will know why!!
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rachiepotatoe
Hatchling
United Kingdom
393 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:08:20
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Haha maybe dispise was a harsh word to use.
I just dislike most of them...I'm going to choose not to explain because I might offend someone haha!
I've always been 'The tiny quiet one' neither seen nor heard , quietly plotting to RULE THE UNIVERSE... I mean...yh 
My sister always says I'm too cynical and that I should be an old man lmao.. I think I'm quite delightful actually! See my halo?  |
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Tiffany-x
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1189 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:09:17
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Thats not fair! :'( I love your jokes. And Im actually really serious! :P Id love to hear some jokes, you can cheer me up. :D
Tiffany-x
(BTW BATS you have mail!) |
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Tiffany-x
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1189 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:10:47
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Originally posted by rachiepotatoe
Haha maybe dispise was a harsh word to use.
I just dislike most of them...I'm going to choose not to explain because I might offend someone haha!
I've always been 'The tiny quiet one' neither seen nor heard , quietly plotting to RULE THE UNIVERSE... I mean...yh
My sister always says I'm too cynical and that I should be an old man lmao.. I think I'm quite delightful actually! See my halo?
I dont think I would take offence, I think you sound a little bit like me. :P
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:15:34
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Originally posted by rachiepotatoe
Haha maybe dispise was a harsh word to use.
I just dislike most of them...I'm going to choose not to explain because I might offend someone haha!
I've always been 'The tiny quiet one' neither seen nor heard , quietly plotting to RULE THE UNIVERSE... I mean...yh
My sister always says I'm too cynical and that I should be an old man lmao.. I think I'm quite delightful actually! See my halo?
Ah, same here, same here! I know what you mean! I just went inside myself and created my OWN universe ... it was better fun than living in the world ... kind of strange, but fun!
You know what they say about still waters running deep! |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:17:13
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Originally posted by Tiffany-x
Thats not fair! :'( I love your jokes. And Im actually really serious! :P Id love to hear some jokes, you can cheer me up. :D
Tiffany-x
(BTW BATS you have mail!)
Ah, thanks - will read.
You haven't heard my worst jokes ... |
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Tiffany-x
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1189 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:18:24
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Jeez BATS theres no such thing as a bad joke! I laugh at absolutely anything that is SUPPOSED to be funny! :P
Tiffany-x |
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rachiepotatoe
Hatchling
United Kingdom
393 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:21:14
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| bad jokes are better than no jokes!!! |
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Tiffany-x
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1189 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:23:03
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Originally posted by rachiepotatoe
bad jokes are better than no jokes!!!
Very very VERY true! I love bad jokes, I think they are the best, cause its funny to hear what some people come up with. Some muppet had to come up with them! :P
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:26:42
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OMG, the muppets - have you ever seen that clip called 'Java'? (Sorry, don't know how to post links.) It sort of sums up the underdog fighting back ... LOL
(Very immature of me, but ...LOL)
btw, thanks for message - writing back tomorrow. |
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Tiffany-x
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1189 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:29:05
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Haha, no but Im interested now. :P Sorry BATS but you are always immature! :D Hehe.
Am i not good enough for an answer tonight? :P
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rachiepotatoe
Hatchling
United Kingdom
393 Posts |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:36:44
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LOL!!!!
To you both!
I'm too lazy (and had a few beers) to write much tonight! You will get more sense out of me tomorrow - honest!
Yeah, LOL don't you just love it when it comes on all bigeyed and apprehensive - and then zaps the big one that looks all world-weary and conceited??? Never get tired of watching that! Another good one is 'Animal attacks Dudley Moore' - think that's the title ... |
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Tiffany-x
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1189 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:37:35
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Haha, thats actually quite funny!
Im so immature, I feel exhausted but I dont dare go to bed when Im home alone! :P
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kdlang
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3556 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2010 : 22:39:39
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I'v got a joke for you. It's called the referee who reffed my sons football match tonight. How he even got his qualifications is beyond me. OK so we lost 8-1 but 3 of those goals would have been disallowed if the ref hadn't been so flamin biased. and the opponants goal keeper should have been sent off in the first half for handling the ball outside the area (smug little git needs bringin down a peg or 2).
At least we can take comfort from the fact that despite the ref being biased, the goalkeeper being a cheating git and the rest of the team playing dirtier than snake poop, we played better than last year where the team lost 21-0 and 15-0 (my son didnt play for them last season).
OK that's my stress-head moment of the week. Tell us some jokes BATS |
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0.1.0 cat - Kizzy
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Location - Chesterfield, Derbyshire
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