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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
 Posted - 21/08/2010 : 23:12:38
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Originally posted by stotty01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEnwpXR2Lno
Oh no ... didn't watch it all, too much laughter after he got into bed after baked bean supper ...
LOVED the bit where you press a button to say you're over 18 - like oes a little hand come out of the pc to inspect your birth certificate? And all the fuss about 'explicit' language ... hear that in this street any day!
I used to work for a guy like that, he ran a Honda dealership and every day he bought a pork pie for his lunch and put it on the coffee machine burner to heat up ... honest! |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 21/08/2010 : 23:13:33
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Originally posted by BurnedAtTheStake
quote:
Originally posted by stotty01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEnwpXR2Lno
Oh no ... didn't watch it all, too much laughter after he got into bed after baked bean supper ...
LOVED the bit where you press a button to say you're over 18 - like does a little hand come out of the pc to inspect your birth certificate? And all the fuss about 'explicit' language ... hear that in this street any day!
I used to work for a guy like that, he ran a Honda dealership and every day he bought a pork pie for his lunch and put it on the coffee machine burner to heat up ... honest!
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 21/08/2010 : 23:15:23
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What happened there? Edited a slight typo and ....  |
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stotty01
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1168 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 10:43:03
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| heating things up in a coffee machine...sweet |
my aunties, bestfriends, hairdressers, friends boyfriend had a snake and it stretched out to measure him to eat him......true story.....
1.0.0 tortoise
1.0.0 sinaloan milk snake
1.0.0 jack russel
0.1.0 anery corn medusa
1.0.0 snow corn abomninable
0.1.0 royal python priscilla
http://www.youtube.com/user/stotty01 dads youtube channel
Tail n scales, Linton, Cambs, CB21 4XN, Tel no 01223 893 508 http://www.tails-n-scales.co.uk/
wish list: boa! |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 11:07:42
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Oh, it wasn't IN the coffee machine, it was on the burner where the jug keeps warm, still in its paper bag. It would go black underneath and stay cold on top. We used to call him the pyromaniac. He was a stingy bad tempered old git who was very rich because he economised on everything. Sometimes he drove us mad but half the time we used to laugh our socks off. We were quite fond of the old t****er in a way ... after we'd all left the place, that is! |
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stotty01
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1168 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 11:11:19
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| just get it heated at the bakers or in the microwave, thats my advise :D |
my aunties, bestfriends, hairdressers, friends boyfriend had a snake and it stretched out to measure him to eat him......true story.....
1.0.0 tortoise
1.0.0 sinaloan milk snake
1.0.0 jack russel
0.1.0 anery corn medusa
1.0.0 snow corn abomninable
0.1.0 royal python priscilla
http://www.youtube.com/user/stotty01 dads youtube channel
Tail n scales, Linton, Cambs, CB21 4XN, Tel no 01223 893 508 http://www.tails-n-scales.co.uk/
wish list: boa! |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 11:34:07
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| Ah well, we didn't have a microwave, you see - we only had a coffee machine because Honda had said he had to have one, and the pies came from a tiny little shop next to the bakery - still do - fabulous pork pies, though, famous round here, and bread ... ooh, I'm getting the munchies! |
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sullysteve
Yearling
United Kingdom
507 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 11:42:10
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| BATS, You're off your cake! |
   
1.0 Corns Geoff (Ghost)
0.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boa - Heidi
1.1 Kings - Pete (Florida) + Mamba (Cali Stripe)
1.2 Ball Pythons (Pastel + Bumblebee + Normal)
Location : Warrington, Cheshire |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 12:05:07
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Originally posted by sullysteve
BATS, You're off your cake!
D'ough!
Crumbs, mate, tell me news not history! |
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sullysteve
Yearling
United Kingdom
507 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 12:53:00
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| Ahh, didnt realise i was talking about your past(ie). Just tell me to get stuffed |
1.0 Corns Geoff (Ghost)
0.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boa - Heidi
1.1 Kings - Pete (Florida) + Mamba (Cali Stripe)
1.2 Ball Pythons (Pastel + Bumblebee + Normal)
Location : Warrington, Cheshire |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 13:06:35
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Originally posted by sullysteve
Ahh, didnt realise i was talking about your past(ie). Just tell me to get stuffed
Nah, don't worry, I'm quite happy to be a weird old crusty ... on a roll here and grabbing a slice of the action. |
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sullysteve
Yearling
United Kingdom
507 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 14:17:14
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| I'm really getting sick of this patter (cake). I think the joke is scone |
1.0 Corns Geoff (Ghost)
0.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boa - Heidi
1.1 Kings - Pete (Florida) + Mamba (Cali Stripe)
1.2 Ball Pythons (Pastel + Bumblebee + Normal)
Location : Warrington, Cheshire |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 14:35:08
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 Use your loaf, Sully, means your bread, I mean thread, will be longlife |
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sullysteve
Yearling
United Kingdom
507 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 14:35:58
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1.0 Corns Geoff (Ghost)
0.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boa - Heidi
1.1 Kings - Pete (Florida) + Mamba (Cali Stripe)
1.2 Ball Pythons (Pastel + Bumblebee + Normal)
Location : Warrington, Cheshire |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 22/08/2010 : 14:42:39
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?????
What's that, an owl with hiccups?
Not that I expect you'll give a hoot ... |
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Posted - 22/08/2010 : 22:48:55
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| you twit (tawoo) |
09 Amel Corn
West Mids
STU
Wishlist - Snow, Anery Lavender, Stripe of some sort, Diffused Caramel, Whiteout, Tessera.
Plus a Royal Python. |
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2010 : 19:25:32
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Originally posted by Whitedog
you twit (tawoo)
LOL! And twit 2 u too!!!!
Featherbrain! |
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stotty01
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1168 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2010 : 19:47:43
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birds favourite social networking site?
tweet-er :P |
my aunties, bestfriends, hairdressers, friends boyfriend had a snake and it stretched out to measure him to eat him......true story.....
1.0.0 tortoise
1.0.0 sinaloan milk snake
1.0.0 jack russel
0.1.0 anery corn medusa
1.0.0 snow corn abomninable
0.1.0 royal python priscilla
http://www.youtube.com/user/stotty01 dads youtube channel
Tail n scales, Linton, Cambs, CB21 4XN, Tel no 01223 893 508 http://www.tails-n-scales.co.uk/
wish list: boa! |
Edited by - stotty01 on 23/08/2010 19:47:58 |
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Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3319 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2010 : 19:52:08
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Loons! The lot of you!
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling
United Kingdom
915 Posts |
Posted - 23/08/2010 : 19:58:24
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| What a lark! |
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SEAT Cars LIVERPOOL
