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sullysteve
Yearling

United Kingdom
507 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  18:39:41  Show Profile  Visit sullysteve's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Dear all,

I work at the uk's number 2 Seat dealership.

This weekend only, we are doing a cost price sale on all cars that can be registered before the 30th September. Obviously, the new 60 Reg number will be out on the 1st of September.

Please let me know if you are interested.

Remember, if you send anyone to me and they buy a car, i will send you £100

Thanks for reading!

1.0 Corns Geoff (Ghost)
0.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boa - Heidi
1.1 Kings - Pete (Florida) + Mamba (Cali Stripe)
1.2 Ball Pythons (Pastel + Bumblebee + Normal)

Location : Warrington, Cheshire

BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling

United Kingdom
915 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  18:52:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You're a CAR SALESMAN?????

I Seat all now ... and will the money be sent by Western Union?
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josh9961
Hatchling

United Kingdom
381 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  19:18:52  Show Profile  Click to see josh9961's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
BATS you are witty I carnot believe it

2.3 Corn Snakes
0.1 Bci
1.0 Spur thighed Tortoise
0.0.15 Stick insects
0.0.1 Shield Mantis
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling

United Kingdom
915 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  19:25:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by josh9961

BATS you are witty I carnot believe it


LOL so are you!

I'm always afraid you lot will get tyred of my jokes and give me the boot ...
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180 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  19:47:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh dear, think i will be steering away from this thread.....
09 Amel Corn
West Mids
STU



Wishlist - Snow, Anery Lavender, Stripe of some sort, Diffused Caramel, Whiteout, Tessera.

Plus a Royal Python.
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josh9961
Hatchling

United Kingdom
381 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  19:57:03  Show Profile  Click to see josh9961's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Whitedog you need to get your sense of humour in gear

2.3 Corn Snakes
0.1 Bci
1.0 Spur thighed Tortoise
0.0.15 Stick insects
0.0.1 Shield Mantis
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180 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  20:06:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i know, i just cant keep up with all you lot.....but please go easy on me and give me a brake.
09 Amel Corn
West Mids
STU



Wishlist - Snow, Anery Lavender, Stripe of some sort, Diffused Caramel, Whiteout, Tessera.

Plus a Royal Python.
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Scarlett
Hatchling

United Kingdom
363 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  20:26:44  Show Profile  Visit Scarlett's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm just going to steer clear of this thread and SKID-daddle while I have the chance.

0.0.1 Amel Corn -Ember.
1.0.0 Bloodred Corn - Loki.
0.0.1 MBK - Apollo.
1.1.0 Cats - Moggy and Pretty Girl.
0.0.1 Royal Python - Odin R.I.P 20/6/10.
Wishlist = Pied Sided Bloodred, Anery Stripe, Coral Stripe, Bloodred, Green Blotched Snow,
Strawberry Snow Stripe.

Location = Chatham, Kent.
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josh9961
Hatchling

United Kingdom
381 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  20:40:53  Show Profile  Click to see josh9961's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
You lot are driving me round the bend!

2.3 Corn Snakes
0.1 Bci
1.0 Spur thighed Tortoise
0.0.15 Stick insects
0.0.1 Shield Mantis
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling

United Kingdom
915 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  20:47:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
At the risk of jacking up this tread I'm going to mention that news item again, the one about the guy in a car on a rainy day who saw a snake waggling down from the roof in front of his eyes ....

It was of course the common windscreen viper ...

Oy, Sullysteve, you contribute - you're driving us round the bend!
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling

United Kingdom
915 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  20:49:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ah, Josh - my bad - we overlapped!
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josh9961
Hatchling

United Kingdom
381 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  20:49:59  Show Profile  Click to see josh9961's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
I beat you to it on the round the bend one BATS :) looks like I'm laps ahead of you

2.3 Corn Snakes
0.1 Bci
1.0 Spur thighed Tortoise
0.0.15 Stick insects
0.0.1 Shield Mantis
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180 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  20:50:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
will you lot just belt up.
09 Amel Corn
West Mids
STU



Wishlist - Snow, Anery Lavender, Stripe of some sort, Diffused Caramel, Whiteout, Tessera.

Plus a Royal Python.
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling

United Kingdom
915 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  20:59:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by josh9961

I beat you to it on the round the bend one BATS :) looks like I'm laps ahead of you


a stupendous fiat - forgive lower case - i have snake touring round me neck ...
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling

United Kingdom
915 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  21:01:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whitedog

will you lot just belt up.


You just adding fuel to the tread - diesel be cool jokes, man!
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Scarlett
Hatchling

United Kingdom
363 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  21:04:33  Show Profile  Visit Scarlett's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh B.A.T.S, you drove this joke too far!

0.0.1 Amel Corn -Ember.
1.0.0 Bloodred Corn - Loki.
0.0.1 MBK - Apollo.
1.1.0 Cats - Moggy and Pretty Girl.
0.0.1 Royal Python - Odin R.I.P 20/6/10.
Wishlist = Pied Sided Bloodred, Anery Stripe, Coral Stripe, Bloodred, Green Blotched Snow,
Strawberry Snow Stripe.

Location = Chatham, Kent.
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eeji
The Morph Master

United Kingdom
4335 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  21:11:45  Show Profile  Visit eeji's Homepage  Reply with Quote
You auto know better than to spam the forum!

Forum - Guide to Cornsnake Morphs - Punnett Square Calculator - Breeder Directory
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling

United Kingdom
915 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  21:13:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Scarlett

Oh B.A.T.S, you drove this joke too far!


My Triumph ...
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Scarlett
Hatchling

United Kingdom
363 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  21:13:38  Show Profile  Visit Scarlett's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Lmao! This thread is so cringe-worthy but so entertaining lol.

0.0.1 Amel Corn -Ember.
1.0.0 Bloodred Corn - Loki.
0.0.1 MBK - Apollo.
1.1.0 Cats - Moggy and Pretty Girl.
0.0.1 Royal Python - Odin R.I.P 20/6/10.
Wishlist = Pied Sided Bloodred, Anery Stripe, Coral Stripe, Bloodred, Green Blotched Snow,
Strawberry Snow Stripe.

Location = Chatham, Kent.
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BurnedAtTheStake
Yearling

United Kingdom
915 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  21:26:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You know there were motorbikes in the bible?

(And the roar of Moses' Triumph sounded ...!)

While we're off topic, they had ice cream in the bible too -

Walls of Jericho and Lyons of Judah ....
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286 Posts
Posted - 19/08/2010 :  22:06:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
these puns are wheely bad!
corns
0.1 Maizy, carolina 05
0.1 violet, anery 09
1.0 Smithy, amel 07
0.1 Nessa,amel 07
0.1 Lois normal/hypo motley 02
1.0 Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz anery 00
1.0 Fry normal 08
0.1 Dora amel aztec 09
1.0 Red bloodred 08
0.0.1 Conker kastanie 10
house bunny
1.0 rex, 09
kittys
2.1 tom,jerry 09 Mittens 10
kids
3.1 Charlie-jane 98, ethan 99,coby 06,adam 07
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