I count myself really lucky that in the time I have had my snakes none of them have done the dirty (poo/pee) on me
but as luck would have it I was in my local rep shop today picking up some bits and was having a look at a very nice and chunky adult carolina (being as I have a 3 foot viv sitting empty) the snake was all over the place having a good mooch around when all of a sudden it stopped and I never saw the signs I just thought it had just relaxed but no all of a sudden the tail went almost vertical and before I knew it there was a stream of warm wet stuff flying all over the place all over my new shirt I had only purchased the day before all up my arm and all over the shops viv stack
I felt violated lol
suffice to say I soon quick put the snake back in its box and cleaned myself up to the laughter of the shop keeper
all I need now is to be tagged to be a fully fledged member of the club lets hope its one of the corns and not the royals