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PunkAsF82
Yearling
United Kingdom
909 Posts |
 Posted - 07/06/2009 : 01:09:05
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| my answer would be: A fat chavettes face |
~~ My Zoo ~~
1.0.0 Bearded Dragon - Cooper
0.1.0 Amel corn - Lucky
0.1.0 Normal Leopard Gecko - Layla
1.1.0 Cats - Zelda the Maine Coon & Link the Ragdoll X Tabby
0.0.50 Malawi Cichlids
0.0.20 Community fish tank
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muppet9976
Hatchling
United Kingdom
254 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2009 : 09:36:04
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A blonde joke...
3 women break down in the desert. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They can each carry one item with them, to help them survive. After an hour or so, the redhead says to the brunette; what did you bring and why?
The brunette replies, i brought water so i have something to drink if i get thirsty. What did you bring and why? So the redhead replies, i brought food so if i get hungry i can eat.
They both turn to the blonde and say; why on earth have you brought a car door???
The blonde replies, because if i get hot, i can just wind the window down.
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1.0.0 Amel Corn - Fluffy! |
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Mick
Yearling
United Kingdom
721 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2009 : 10:23:50
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Hope this is ok, made my lol
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” |
1.0.0 Hypo Striped Corn (Mojo)
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105 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2009 : 11:26:20
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iv a good one.....
im gonna rob a bank tomorrow. i plan on wearing a clown wig, makeup and only wear a thong and nipple tassels, i,ll carry a goat and flourescent paint and when im in the bank i will sh** the goat and throw paint over the walls, after getting the cash i will shi* on the floor and p everywhere, i will then escape in a van shaped like i giant pink coc*, lets see crimewatch fu**ing stage that reconstruction!!!
and i even been good and censored it lmao |
4 corn girls, 3 corn boy, 3 girl corn x rats, 1 boy corn x rat, 3 royal girls, 4 royal boys, 2 king girls, 4 king boys 1 common boa girl
And to pick up.....
1 butter motley boy + 1 girl
NEW WEB SITE...
http://kat80.webs.com/
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 08/07/2009 : 12:41:52
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My pet snake was unable to 'do the deed' this year and help his female to produce eggs. I took him to the vets and he prescribed Viagra, because my snake has a reptile dysfunction.
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-=Kehhlyr - The Resident Loon
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Posted - 08/07/2009 : 13:27:29
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| Lol ...Everyone in my office is wondering why iam laughing lol...ty all for putting a smile on my face today |
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Dazzetski
Egg
United Kingdom
92 Posts |
Posted - 25/07/2009 : 18:17:51
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Why was the mushroom so popular?
Because he was a fun guy to be with! |
  
  
0.2.0 cats (Spud & Phoebe) RIP Stevie fat man
1.1.0 Royal Pythons (Syd & Sofia)
2.2.3 Corns (Ghost - Hogan, Carolina - Shaggy, Snow - Sparkle, Amel - Tango, Crimson -Fred, Candy Cane - Haribo & Normal Stripe - Go Faster)
0.0.1 Columbian Rainbow Boa (Escobar)
1.1.0 Variable King Snakes (Lancelot & Guinaverre)
0.0.20 fish |
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why do farts smell
