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saddleninja
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1400 Posts |
 Posted - 23/01/2009 : 14:09:30
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is it so deaf people can enjoy them too
because at 37 i still find them funny |
1 amel
1 okeette
2 normals
1 rosy rat x
3 royals
1 cali king
1 publean milk
1 yemen chameleon
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Tizzy
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
1202 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2009 : 14:44:18
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What's black and white and eats like a horse
A zebra |
3.2.0 corns 0.3.1 Leopard Geckos, 0.1.0 Mad Staffys 1.0.0 Moggie. 1.2.0. Devils in training.
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2009 : 15:34:50
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What do Giraffes have that no other animal in the world has?
Baby Giraffes |
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sexychef
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
937 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2009 : 18:11:30
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| giraffe as its name |
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117 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2009 : 18:57:59
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| ???????????????! Okaaay... |
1 Royal Python: Draco
1 Corn Snake: Ember |
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
United Kingdom
4428 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2009 : 19:33:28
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What do you call a snake who works for the governement?
A civil serpent!
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2009 : 21:09:47
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| Hadn't heard that one matty18714, i like that for it's cheesiness. |
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Posted - 23/01/2009 : 21:10:45
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| They're getting worse! |
1 Royal Python: Draco
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Kehhlyr
ǝʞɐɔ sǝʌoן
United Kingdom
8173 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2009 : 22:28:16
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One day God told Noah to build an ark and put in it two of each animal. Noah built the ark and put in two of each animal as he was told. He said to the dogs, "Go forth and multiply." He said to the deer," Go forth and multiply."
He then said to the snakes, "Go forth and multiply." They looked at each other and began to cry. Noah asked, "What is the matter?"
The snakes replied, "We can't, we're adders!"
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
United Kingdom
4428 Posts |
Posted - 23/01/2009 : 22:40:37
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Lol, nice one kehhlyr  |
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Ell
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1640 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 13:21:07
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A man walked into a bar..
And broke his leg... |
 
1.0.0 Normal corn snake - Dusk
0.1.0 Strawberry Snow Stripe corn snake - Dawn
0.1.0 Harlequin Crested Gecko - Stickles
1.0.0 Sable Syrian Hamster - CoCo
0.1.0 Hognose snake - Truffles |
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BlueTongueDan
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1462 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 13:51:25
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Hahaha, Nice!
Im sure you've all heard this one before.
A cute little girl with curly hair goes into a pet shop and teetering backwards and forwards on her toes, says to the shop keeper
"Pleeth mithster thop keeper I am looking for a litoo furwy wabit"
The shop keeper wanting to be customer friendly goes down on his knees in order to be at the same level as the little girl and asks
"Wet me thee. We haw litoo bwack furwy ones, litoo bwawn furwy ones and litoo wite furwy ones, which type of litoo furwy wabit would you like?"
To which the little girl replies:
"I don't fink my python gives a thit." |
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Posted - 24/01/2009 : 18:04:21
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| HAHA i like that one dan |
1.1.0 Dog
2.1.0 Cat
0.1.0 Leopard Gecko
R.I.P WINNIE 7.7.08 - 29.8.09
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Tizzy
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
1202 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 18:26:14
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What does an exhibitionistic snake wear to the beach?
A pythong.
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3.2.0 corns 0.3.1 Leopard Geckos, 0.1.0 Mad Staffys 1.0.0 Moggie. 1.2.0. Devils in training.
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Tizzy
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
1202 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 18:28:22
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What is a snake's favorite subject?
Hissssstory! |
3.2.0 corns 0.3.1 Leopard Geckos, 0.1.0 Mad Staffys 1.0.0 Moggie. 1.2.0. Devils in training.
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Tizzy
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
1202 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 18:30:40
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How did the snakes bust out of jail?
They scaled the wall! |
3.2.0 corns 0.3.1 Leopard Geckos, 0.1.0 Mad Staffys 1.0.0 Moggie. 1.2.0. Devils in training.
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Tizzy
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
1202 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 18:31:26
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How do you measure a snake?
In inches. They don't have any feet!
OK i'll stop now......Sorry |
3.2.0 corns 0.3.1 Leopard Geckos, 0.1.0 Mad Staffys 1.0.0 Moggie. 1.2.0. Devils in training.
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
United Kingdom
4428 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 18:36:41
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| Tizzy, your jokes are the cheesiest . Lol Dan, i had heared that one before but its still great |
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Tizzy
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
1202 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 18:39:44
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All politically correct jokes are cheesey - i'm just trying not to offend anyone!
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Tizzy
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
1202 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 19:51:06
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| A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!" |
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Leyrielton2
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1060 Posts |
Posted - 24/01/2009 : 21:36:23
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| hahaha @ BTD, quality!! |
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why do farts smell
