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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 15/06/2009 : 21:37:04
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Dear people of the United Kingdom
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination) .
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.
Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.
Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much **** (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of **** it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough ****, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the **** you can handle.
Sincerely,
Gordon Brown
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gingerpony
Queen Bee
United Kingdom
10455 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2009 : 21:45:41
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lol we have that in our kitchen at work  |
cornsnakes, ratsnakes, bullsnakes, boas and day geckos
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gingerpony
Queen Bee
United Kingdom
10455 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2009 : 21:46:07
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and surely that's full of words you don't know matty??  |
cornsnakes, ratsnakes, bullsnakes, boas and day geckos
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muppet9976
Hatchling
United Kingdom
254 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2009 : 21:57:39
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| rofl. Brilliant acronyms |
1.0.0 Amel Corn - Fluffy! |
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matty18714
The Count of Corniness
United Kingdom
4428 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2009 : 21:59:37
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quote:
Originally posted by gingerpony
and surely that's full of words you don't know matty??
Enough with the age teasing |
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608 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2009 : 22:16:39
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HAHAHA
love it |
1.1.0 Dog
2.1.0 Cat
0.1.0 Leopard Gecko
R.I.P WINNIE 7.7.08 - 29.8.09
0.1.0 Bearded Dragon
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BlueTongueDan
Sub Adult
United Kingdom
1462 Posts |
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hillzi
The Lost boy.
United Kingdom
3984 Posts |
Posted - 15/06/2009 : 23:32:17
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All to true mind.
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gingerpony
Queen Bee
United Kingdom
10455 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2009 : 00:28:29
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Originally posted by hillzi
All to true mind.
Made me snigger
but that's cos it's full of rude words you're not old enough to understand either hillzi |
cornsnakes, ratsnakes, bullsnakes, boas and day geckos
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348 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2009 : 01:07:44
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| lol x100 |
1.0.0 cash snow corn
0.0.3 koi carp
0.0.18 assorted gold fish
axolotl eggs ready to hatch
0.1.0 Chaco golden knee T
0.1.0 chilli rose pending!
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lee2308
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
3348 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2009 : 01:39:12
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Brookestar
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2361 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2009 : 11:14:22
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PMSL but not sure at what gordon browns "message" are GP taking the Michael out of youngs ppl.
WAIT A SEC MATTY IS 17 DARN IM NEXT  |
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Posted - 16/06/2009 : 11:41:33
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I'm 16 and didn't get picked on
Woooo
I'm special  |
1.1.0 Dog
2.1.0 Cat
0.1.0 Leopard Gecko
R.I.P WINNIE 7.7.08 - 29.8.09
0.1.0 Bearded Dragon
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Brookestar
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
2361 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2009 : 14:02:39
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| just wait techno GP will get you |
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Budaholic
Yearling
United Kingdom
689 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2009 : 16:54:59
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gingerpony
Queen Bee
United Kingdom
10455 Posts |
Posted - 16/06/2009 : 20:20:56
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| i'm only jealous of all your youth and beauty! |
cornsnakes, ratsnakes, bullsnakes, boas and day geckos
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Blackecho
The Corn Snake Admin
United Kingdom
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SexyBear77
Fully Grown Corn
United Kingdom
3796 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2009 : 11:58:19
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| bloody hilarious. |
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1.1 Hogg island boas
1.0 Dwarf Burmese python
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hillzi
The Lost boy.
United Kingdom
3984 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2009 : 14:42:00
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Originally posted by gingerpony
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Originally posted by hillzi
All to true mind.
Made me snigger
but that's cos it's full of rude words you're not old enough to understand either hillzi
would you like a discription? 
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gingerpony
Queen Bee
United Kingdom
10455 Posts |
Posted - 17/06/2009 : 18:40:50
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Originally posted by Blackecho
Evil Ali.
sorry, where's my halo gone.......................?
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