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Posted - 19/04/2008 : 23:23:08
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My snake was very thin and sick , so I took it to the vet. The vet took a quick look and said, Sorry, your snake is going to die, that will be £20. I said is that all I get for £20 ? He took the snake over to a floppy-eared rabbit, and the rabbit pointed his ears straigt up to the ceiling ... He took it to a Black Labrador dog, and the dog stuck out his tongue and shook its head ... He took it to a cat, the cat opened her eyes very wide and then shook its head violently ... He said, "That will be £350..... £50 for the second opinion, £75 for Lab tests and £225 for the CAT scan.
What would you get if you crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !
----------------- Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !
----------------- What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !
----------------- What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
----------------- What subject are snakes good at in school ? Hiss-tory !
----------------- What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
----------------- Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !
----------------- Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
----------------- What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !
----------------- Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !
----------------- What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ? Wait till he's finished !
----------------- Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !
----------------- What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
----------------- What do snakes write at the bottom of their letters ? With Love and Hisses !
----------------- What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !
----------------- What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !
----------------- What did the python say to the viper ? I've got a crush on you !
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saddleninja
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Posted - 20/04/2008 : 01:46:05
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sorry mate but that is some bad jokes, my mrs used to make crimbo crackers and thats the sort of jokes she`d have in her kits, but any way nice try |
1 amel 1 okeette 2 normals 1 rosy rat x 3 royals
1 cali king 1 publean milk 1 yemen chameleon 2 orange spotted agamas 1 colombian rainbow boa |
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Posted - 20/04/2008 : 10:30:35
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lol thanks saddleninja |
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Posted - 21/04/2008 : 18:56:01
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cant...take...the...cheeseyness
first one was allright though |
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Posted - 02/06/2008 : 15:22:27
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they were good did u make them up |
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dazb
The Corn Snake Moderator
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Posted - 02/06/2008 : 17:42:09
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well i liked em!!!!!! |
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