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My snake was very thin and sick , so I took it to the vet.
The vet took a quick look and said, Sorry, your snake
is going to die, that will be £20. I said is that all I get for £20 ?
He took the snake over to a floppy-eared rabbit, and the rabbit
pointed his ears straigt up to the ceiling ...
He took it to a Black Labrador dog, and the dog stuck out his
tongue and shook its head ...
He took it to a cat, the cat opened her eyes very wide and then
shook its head violently ...
He said, "That will be £350..... £50 for the second opinion, £75
for Lab tests and £225 for the CAT scan.
What would you get if you crossed a new born snake with
a basketball ?
A bouncing baby boa !
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Why did the python do national service ?
He was coiled up !
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What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A civil serpent !
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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A snake charmer !
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What subject are snakes good at in school ?
Hiss-tory !
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What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A grass snake !
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Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
Because they had a crush on each other !
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Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no legs to pull !
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What's a python's favourite pop group ?
Squeeze !
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Someone else's !
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What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Wait till he's finished !
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Why can't you trust snakes ?
They speak with forked tongues !
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
A boa constructor !
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What do snakes write at the bottom of their letters ?
With Love and Hisses !
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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Fang letters !
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What do you give a sick snake ?
Asp-rin !
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What did the python say to the viper ?
I've got a crush on you !
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saddleninja
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 20/04/2008 : 01:46:05
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| sorry mate but that is some bad jokes, my mrs used to make crimbo crackers and thats the sort of jokes she`d have in her kits, but any way nice try |
1 amel
1 okeette
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1 rosy rat x
3 royals
1 cali king
1 publean milk
1 yemen chameleon
2 orange spotted agamas
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Posted - 20/04/2008 : 10:30:35
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| lol thanks saddleninja |
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Posted - 21/04/2008 : 18:56:01
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cant...take...the...cheeseyness 
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Posted - 02/06/2008 : 15:22:27
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| they were good did u make them up |
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dazb
The Corn Snake Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/06/2008 : 17:42:09
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| well i liked em!!!!!! |
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