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| oakleyman18 |
Posted - 15/07/2011 : 09:55:53
Hey everyone,
My Male corn was bred for the first time this year, which is all well and good, but ever since I removed him from his mistress, he has been uncontrollably.. for lack of a better word.. spunking absolutely everywhere. I thought at first maybe he could smell her in the viv, so I gave that a deep clean, then when that didnt work, I cleaned him and the viv again, and the other day I took him outside, and the second I put him down he went over the grass. Does grass on his underside tickle his man parts? I think not.. But anyway, is there any reason why he seems to be uncontrollably pleasuring himself everywhere? It's beginning to stink out the room he's in because it ends up in the substrate, on his hides and generally all over the place. I don't really want to handle him anymore! Anyone got any advice?? |
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| Vixyg |
Posted - 17/07/2011 : 21:02:26
Well maybe you need to think of the other way to a mans heart....food! lol maybe that will take his mind off things for a bit....no idea really but honestly reading it from an outsider view...its hilarious, im sure its not so funny when its you that has to clean up after him! |
| oakleyman18 |
Posted - 17/07/2011 : 19:58:56
Hah! Yeah, depends if she could handle him. I just don't know if he'd be able to physically deal with actual physical contact again now that grass seems to be his playbuddy. I'm afraid that he might pop!
On a serious note, yes it does smell, yes I am not really wanting to handle him right now, so is there any way to ease him back into the normal mode, ie- no self pleasuring? I want my corn back :( |
| Katie.Dublin |
Posted - 16/07/2011 : 14:03:06
LOL!! Oh that is just brilliant! One of my snake is called Spunk! But she's a girl. Maybe we should introduce mine and yours haha |
| jordy845 |
Posted - 16/07/2011 : 13:10:54
quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird
Maybe wrap in clingfilm? snake condoms?
LMAO You Could be onto something there! |
| HERICUS |
Posted - 16/07/2011 : 12:24:32
thats possibly the best post ive ever read!!!
some guys are just hornier than others!!!!!!
u just have a horny corny.....(sorry!) |
| Corrah |
Posted - 16/07/2011 : 10:53:57
I'm afraid I had a chuckle too. Cheered me up after a rubbish day at work. Hope things settle down soon. |
| tordyjo |
Posted - 16/07/2011 : 10:45:21
i'm another that is chuckling away to herself, does snake sperm/semen smell that much? sorry i can't be of any more help |
| Lucy1012 |
Posted - 16/07/2011 : 09:54:21
From what I read, he is a streotypical teenage male ;-) I am sure once the 'novelty' wears off he will calm down with the bodily fludid production lol |
| scottishbluebird |
Posted - 15/07/2011 : 17:40:45
Maybe wrap in clingfilm? snake condoms? |
| scottishbluebird |
Posted - 15/07/2011 : 17:39:19
ewwwwwwwwwww lmao, sorry cant help, but like everyone else i couldnt help but laugh ( we are such a mature bunch! ) |
| Laws |
Posted - 15/07/2011 : 12:44:52
hehehee! made me smile! sorry i cant offer any help other than give him a talking to! i watched a vid on a gecko that had the same problem , didnt matter if the owner hadnt handled any females , it was always excited and dribbling everywhere so to speak...... |
| Mort13 |
Posted - 15/07/2011 : 11:58:41
LMAO!! I'm sorry I can't offer any advice,but I have to say you've given me a damn good giggle. The grass tickling his man parts bit has cracked me up!!
Have you tried giving him a cold shower (just kidding) 
Hope you get a more helpful reply soon.  |
| Ashma |
Posted - 15/07/2011 : 10:07:50
I have no advice, but I can safely say (aside from the smell of course - which I imagine is terrible) that this is one of the greatest stories I have read in a long time!
I'll be interested to know if theres an explanation for it though |
