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| scottishbluebird |
Posted - 26/07/2011 : 21:25:37
Was paying bills online, Ian kept bugging me if i was getting sugar gliders or gecko and a pewter corn,knowing he would prefer the sugar gliders, i tried to say pewter corn, the words got jumbled and came out as porn, well that got the OHs attention pretty quick till i let him know i made a mistake *numpty*
Anyone else get words come out wrong? i blame all the meds i have to take! |
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| HannahB |
Posted - 03/08/2011 : 16:15:46
lmao some of these are funny..
I'm known as the girl with the levitating snakes in my family - I was trying to describe how they climb up the glass doors and unfortunately for me the only word I could think of was levitate.. doh!
I also told my mum that me and Lucien had been arguing recently.. what I meant to say was Luke but for some reason Lucien came out.. she asked me if I'd been getting stingy with his mice and if that was why he was being moody with me..  |
| Mort13 |
Posted - 01/08/2011 : 19:32:35
LMFAO!!! |
| marlin |
Posted - 01/08/2011 : 18:33:11
My OH was working in a shop using a microphone to tell everyone about the special offers in the textiles department when he uttered the immortal words "3 for 2 on all testicles". He finally received proof that customers really do listen to the tannoy announcements! |
| scottishbluebird |
Posted - 29/07/2011 : 17:42:09
lmao |
| Auld Baldy |
Posted - 29/07/2011 : 16:31:22
Location: Greggs Bakery.
Me on one side of counter eye-balling the strawberry tarts.
My request ~ Give me a slobbery fart, please.
Girl behind counter ~ Now a giggling, helpless snotty heap on the floor under the counter.
Alan. |
| mikerichards |
Posted - 28/07/2011 : 22:05:24
quote:
Originally posted by scottishbluebird
Was paying bills online, Ian kept bugging me if i was getting sugar gliders or gecko and a pewter corn,knowing he would prefer the sugar gliders, i tried to say pewter corn, the words got jumbled and came out as porn, well that got the OHs attention pretty quick till i let him know i made a mistake *numpty*
Anyone else get words come out wrong? i blame all the meds i have to take!
yep, i do the same thing all the time!!!  |
| scottishbluebird |
Posted - 28/07/2011 : 00:37:41
Sorry to dissapoint you Mamma lol, and Tordyjo i hope the pigeons dontpoopall over my doorstep when they bring my post! |
| tordyjo |
Posted - 27/07/2011 : 23:40:46
quote:
Originally posted by Mamma
you have no idea how disappointed and misled by this post's title I was!! ahahaha
LMAO
There was a time just after i'd started a new job, i sent away for tickets for an exhibition, was busy telling a colleague all about it and getting the tickets. I proceeded to tell them the tickets would come in the post in an envelope!! Well that was it, very little work got done for the rest of the day because of laughter and continual jokes about carrier pigeons. |
| Mamma |
Posted - 27/07/2011 : 22:29:21
you have no idea how disappointed and misled by this post's title I was!! ahahaha |
| Mort13 |
Posted - 27/07/2011 : 22:15:26
I actually started off a sentence with "If I was a woman" the other week. Only problem is I am a woman,I meant to say "If I was a man!!"
Needless to say I had my parents and sister in tears of laughter. 
Of course,my mum had to go one better,and in the pub the following week quoted my "If I was a woman" line rather loudly.....the only problem was there was 2 men at the next table who've had the op to become a woman!! The look on my mums face when she realised what she'd done was priceless!! |
| kabigat |
Posted - 27/07/2011 : 20:25:59
I tend to mix my words up.
Normally on a Friday and Saturday night when I have a drink.
My OH says it's one of my endearing qualities. |
| tarotpodge |
Posted - 27/07/2011 : 19:51:29
quote:
Originally posted by Laws
i develope a random stutter when im tired , and things come out wrong lol!
I do that 2. I had a stutter when i was little and a lisp but they only show now when im tired... |
| Mort13 |
Posted - 27/07/2011 : 10:29:07
quote:
Originally posted by lotabob
I do word merging too when I'm tired. I've actually gone to say something to a customer at work and just come out with the F word, Don't know where it came from but it kept everyone amused for a few minutes. The more tired I get the worse I get too, words completely swapped with other unrelated words. The joy of getting old, by the time I'm 35 I'll be in the park shouting at pigeons with all the other oldies.
LOL!! You have tired tourettes!! 
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| Sta~ple |
Posted - 27/07/2011 : 09:28:18
The entire time I go on TSC I have jumbley words :/ |
| lotabob |
Posted - 27/07/2011 : 00:28:14
I do word merging too when I'm tired. I've actually gone to say something to a customer at work and just come out with the F word, Don't know where it came from but it kept everyone amused for a few minutes. The more tired I get the worse I get too, words completely swapped with other unrelated words. The joy of getting old, by the time I'm 35 I'll be in the park shouting at pigeons with all the other oldies. |
| Laws |
Posted - 26/07/2011 : 23:09:11
i develope a random stutter when im tired , and things come out wrong lol! |
| scottishbluebird |
Posted - 26/07/2011 : 22:30:43
lol at least i was inside, I do hope it was a woman on the till? lol
i do annoy myself when words come out wrong, funny though that my friends can understand me when i talk jibberish |
| tordyjo |
Posted - 26/07/2011 : 22:27:49
predictive text for me on phone - text someone the other day to say i was holding traffic up, didn't check what i'd written before i sent (quite often do that) and sent a message to say i was trafficking - not quite the same thing as holding traffic up |
| Mort13 |
Posted - 26/07/2011 : 22:09:30
quote:
Originally posted by Mort13
My mum went to do the lottery the other week and asked for a lucky d**k!! I nearly wet myself laughing!!
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| tarotpodge |
Posted - 26/07/2011 : 21:53:18
not quite as bad as that but when im tired the words come out in the wrong order, i make less sense than usual(normally dont make much sense anyway so hard to tell) and i do combine words and jummble.......nice to know what makes your OH tick though haha....washing up needs doing....... selective hearing??? PORN lol |
