| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Katie.Dublin |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:14:49
Hugo just pooed.... On my ENGLISH HOMEWORK!! I'm not even joking! "sorry miss I haven't got my homework with me, my snake **** on it!"
***edited for language by GP*** |
| 20 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Sika |
Posted - 20/09/2010 : 18:06:54
Haha poor you xD But my little lady baby is so much worse:
She has a perfect temper (believe I could feed her out of my hand!), but alas guess I've spoiled her... She has **** on me FIVE times! (little ****monkey)... She does it after just lying and getting warm, then she gets more and more interested in the surroundings and go about enjoying herself - then she takes a dump on my new clean dress... Hmpff... It teaches you to leave her alone until she has done her business in her tank xD
Sika :) |
| hiper2009 |
Posted - 20/09/2010 : 13:18:45
Classic haha , i have not been poo'd on yet i had a near miss though i saw it coming so i move the snakey to the floor instead of me lol  |
| Sta~ple |
Posted - 19/09/2010 : 16:26:03
Lol awww when you gotta go, you gotta go! I would have tried to use the excuse though :p she what the reaction was lol. Maybe he was trying to hint that you could do better? lol
I know what you mean about teachers though phoning parents up to check the excuse, I once lost my homework to the budgie, told the teachers and she didn't believe me so she rang my mum. My mum then proceeded to tell her everything the budgie has eaten, including pants and socks. |
| Katie.Dublin |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 20:48:31
Kellog....Thanks for the sympathy! But I had no notes! I was forced to leave the sheet on my desk (full of ****) till I had transcribed it all!
As for the rest of you.... I'm glad you found my misfortune so amusing! Sadists lol :p
***edited for language by GP*** |
| FiestaSTLou |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 09:34:30
He obviously showed u what he thought of that poem :d |
| Kellog |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 04:56:26
Oh Katie, that really did make me smile....especially the thought of you taking the essay in to prove to the teacher that you are telling the truth  !
An essay on William Wordsworth's longest poem is bad enough, let alone having to remember and rewrite it all....I hope you made notes!
Major lesson for the day - dont get help with your homework, especially from your snake  !
xxx
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| kdlang |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 02:15:07
Oh so funny although it's not really when you have to do it all again. |
| crazy JJ |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 01:08:52
hahahahahhahhahahaha lol :) have to say i used alot of excuses but never that one haha :D :D |
| Katie.Dublin |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 01:04:13
I was NOT gonna be bringing in the second page of my essay covered in snake s**t! It was quite a generous amount too... :p I just re-wrote that page and then dumped (scuse the pun) the original!
Hugo is in the bad books now though! |
| n/a |
Posted - 17/09/2010 : 00:07:21
You have to take it in to show her your telling the truth. |
| lizzyd |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 23:58:11
My kids favourite is...can you write me a note?
Hasnt worked so far...they will learn eventually.
Although i have written a note once that said....
"G didnt do his homework because he is a lazy git who couldnt be ****d to do it"
Hehehehe...wasnt handed in. :0) |
| Katie.Dublin |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 23:51:51
That sounds like a lot more effort than actually doing the homework though! My personal favourite is the, I left it at home, excuse! It never fails really! |
| n/a |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 23:21:40
Its works because your teacher will have to phone up your mother or parent and possibly embrass the parent as well as themselves to check your excuse which will stop them doing so. :D Good luck. An eco excuse. Or you write one piece of paper out and then get a shredder, shred half of it and shred some preformed fake homework basically copy and paste pages of information and shred them then bring it to school in a plastic bag and dump it on the teachers desk leaving the half filled sheet on top so your teacher believe it. Just say there was an accident. |
| Katie.Dublin |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 23:15:21
BaneLupine i am USING that :D |
| n/a |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 22:43:36
I got to use the my mom recycled it alot as she actually did reapeatedly recycle my homework! |
| drchino |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 22:41:43
haha I should have used that excuse at school! |
| lizzyd |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:42:17
Hahaahahhahaha that really is funny. x |
| rachiepotatoe |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:42:04
HAHAHA
Bad luck xD
Take the paper in with you, and tell her to sniff it if she doesnt believe you !!!! |
| smiffy89 |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:30:07
 lol |
| Katie.Dublin |
Posted - 16/09/2010 : 20:20:33
Soooo not funny! Haha as if writing one essay on William Wordsworth's LONGEST poem wasn't enough! But I suppose that's what I get for letting the snakes help me with homework. |
